Percy and Co., TLT Musical (Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled)

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Percy's POV

So. Did anyone know that there's a book, musical, AND movie on my first quest?

Well...

The gods are real,
Like the Greek gods.

Yep. Very true.

Like the ones you learned about,
But weren't paying attention too.

That did happen. I honestly didn't really pay attention to Mr. Brunner when it came to Greek gods. You can't blame me though, it's hard paying attention when you have ADHD.

Well, they don't pay attention to you, either,
Especially if you're their kid.

That's why I made the gods promise to claim they're children by 13.

The gods have godly things to do,
Godly places they need to see.
Godly plans they need to make,
That don't include me

The gods must all be guilty.

Yeah the gods are real,
And they have kids,
And those kids have issues.
Issues.

Cause daddy doesn't love me, and mommy is a god,
Mommy can't protect me, and daddy is a god.
Yeah mommy is too busy,
Daddy is too busy,
Busy, busy, busy, busy being a god, yeah.

You never listen to me,
You never listen.
You never listen to me,
You never listen, oh,
You never listen, but now
You're gonna listen

Cause it's time you heard our side of the story,
It's time you heard our story.

Sigh. What all demigods feel.

Another reason why I made the gods promise to claim ALL their children.

Look!

I didn't want to be a half blood,
I didn't ask to be a hero seeking praise.

Being a half blood,
It's scary,
It mostly get you killed and very nasty ways.

True. Very true, once again. Plus, whoever sang this is dam good.

I didn't want to cause trouble, trouble,
I'm less the player and more the played.

And honestly I totally be fine
If I can make it to the next grade,
Next grade.

It wasn't stinky socks or my stepdad,
It was danger that I smelled.

The day it all went down,
The day I got expelled!

The dark truth of my thoughts at Yancy, with Nancy and Smelly Gabe. Trouble DID find its way to me, EVERY SINGLE TIME!

Maybe you don't know what a half-blood is
Because your life is normal,
And happy,
And not constantly in danger,
But my life...?
Humph, Let me set the scene

Not very many people know about the godly world. Only demigods, some clear-sighted mortals, the gods, and Paul...

We were on this freaky field trip,
That's when this story should probably start.

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