My Theater Obsession

Mini Musical Songs

So I decided for this update, I'd write something that isn't my opinion. I'm gonna write a couple songs... explaining my favorite musicals. Here we go my dudes:

-Hamilton

(Sing it like it's Helpless):

Hamilton was raised on an island,
His father left, his mom died and...
His cousin killed himself and left him all alone
He had to go to work and get out on his own
His writing got him a ride to the U.S
Everybody's fightin' tryin' to solve a really big mess
He's fine with it cuz he wanted to find a sign
Grabs Burr and infers that that he wants to rise ooh
Burr takes him to the bar, he gets nervous thinkin' "whatcha gonna do"
He implys he's get killed and he's thinkin he's through
Then he looks at the guys and now...

There's Hamilton. A hit new musical with drama in it.
Hamilton. 2 down but there's 44 left.

-Dear Evan Hansen

(Sing it like it's Sincerely, Me):

Dear Evan Hansen is about an anxious teen. He let go while climbing a tree.
But when a kid in his class takes his own life, he tells a lie that in his mind he though was right.

[Newcomer]
How could he think that?

[Me]
He would've hurt the kid's family if he'd told the truth

[Newcomer]
I thought Evan was perfect he shouldn't lie about them being friends... just continue

He teams up with his best friend

[Newcomer]
Best?

His good friend

[Newcomer]
Good?

Family Friend

[Newcomer]
Better!

To write emails about how they were friends and hung out

[Newcomer]
Scandalous!

[Me]
Shut up!

They gave them to his parents

[Newcomer]
Parents?!

They gave them to his sister

[Newcomer]
Sister?!

It turns out that they used to fight. Evan tells Zoe that Connor was nice then kisses her on his bed

[Newcomer]
On his bed?

[Me]
He'll fix it.

He creates a project

[Newcomer]
Project?!

To help people like Connor not be forgotten
He gets Alana and Jared to help him start

It's called the Connor Project.
It grows and no one can detest
It helps change Evan into who he wants to be
He can be happy

[Newcomer]
Are we done yet?

[Me]
Well I can't just tell you about one act, I wanna be, like, a good guide y'know?

[Newcomer]
Oh my God

He's good with the Murphys. He's got a relation with all of them and he's glad
Larry Murphy teaches him. He is just like his dad

[Newcomer]
No.

Zoe is his very first girlfriend

[Newcomer]
No!

Cynthia treats him as son to no end

[Newcomer]
Absolutely not.

Then his mom swings by just to say hi.
And finds out about his brand new life
His brand new life...

Her, Alana, Jared now can't stand him
Evan wants to stop... he can't stand it
Connor tells him he has to keep it up
He's out of luck

He gives Alana the note

[Newcomer]
He did not!

[Me]
He did

Evan Hansen has to tell the truth
The family storms out cuz it's uncool
Then he tells himself, what he told no one else
But not that he's gay, because he's totally not gay
He now knows he caused harm to himself and his arm

His mom helps him get better everyday
After that he seizes that day
He
got
better
every

[Me and Newcomer]
DAY!

Later he met up with Zo-e
In the orchard made in Connor's memory
Zoe tells him he helped her family
That they are happy... miss him dearly...
But they are happy
They're happy
They're ha-a-a-pyyy
They're all happy

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Um... sorry those were bad. Also here's a little Philip rap me and my friend always do:

My name is Philip, I was a poet
I wrote some poems just to show it
You didn't listen when I was 9
You can save lives but you can't save mine

Um... that was bad too. Don't judge... I'm not a great song writer. I'm way better at writing stories. So... again... take it easy... Bye y'all.