Chef Cody: Ok, hello and welcome back everyone, to....COOKING WITH CODY!
The few people in the crowd: *Sarcastic applause*
Cody: Please, ladies contain your excitement!
Rex: *Throws his underwear*
Cody: REX WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Cody: *Cough* Right, anyways. Today we have a VERY special guest! Jedi Master Yoda!
Crowd: *Applause*
Yoda: Grateful to be here, I am.
Cody: Okay Yoda, today we will be making Burritos! I've never actually made them before so we'll see how it goes! *in a whisper*"I hope nothing starts on fire this time.."
Yoda: I brought some special ingredients as well!
Cody: Ok, what did you bring today Yoda?
Yoda: *Steps onto a stool, and dumps out bag onto counter*
Cody: Oh..wow....uh, what's in the jar?
Yoda: Surprise, it is.
Cody: Oh dear God what have I just gotten myself into...
Yoda: First step, what is?
Cody: Uh, well first we need to get the tortillas i made earlier to save us time, then we put whatever contents in we want. But we have to chop the vegetables and brown the meat and beans.
Yoda: Beans, I have.
Cody: Oh, cool, that saves us from using canned beans. Uh, where did you get them?
Yoda: Tell you later, I will.
Cody: Ok, let's start making these burritos!
Yoda: Brown the meat, shall we?
Cody: Sure. We just need to grab a pan, and put the hamburger into said pan, and brown it.
Yoda: *Grabs pan and meat from the counter*
Cody: Ok, I'll break up the meat with a wooden spoon and then we'll put it into the tortilla shells.
Yoda: Cook the beans, can I?
Cody: Sure!
Yoda: *Cooks his beans*
Cody: Those smell delicious! Can I try one?
Yoda: You may
Cody: *Grabs bean and eats it.* Where did you say you got these?
Yoda: Grew them in the bathroom, I did.
Cody: WHAT!? *Spits out bean into trash* THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Yoda: In the toilet, It's not like i grew them.
Cody: Still, the bathrooms around here are very unsanitary! Especially after Rex uses one!!
Rex out in the small crowd: Hey! RUDE!
Cody: Oh shut the fuck up Rex!
Yoda: *Secretly dumps jar of brown contents into the meat while Cody is not looking.*
Cody: Ok, whatever, back to work. Hmm, was there that much meat before? Whatever.
Yoda: *Evil giggle* Next, what is?
Cody: Ok, Yoda did you bring fresh veggies?
Yoda: Yes, here.
Cody: Awesome, let's chop these up shall we?
Yoda: lets. Hehehehehe...
Cody: Why are you giggling suspiciously?
Yoda: I'M NOT!
Cody: Uh, ok. *Chops veggies*
Yoda: hehhehehhehehehehhehehhe.
Cody: *eyes him suspiciously*
Yoda: *Super evil giggling*
Cody: Dude, your creepin' me out!
Yoda: Sorry....
Cody: Ok, veggies are cut.
Yoda: *Throws away good totilla's and changes them with mud pies.*
Cody: Ok! Let's put these bad boys together!
Yoda: *Manical laughter*
Cody: STOP THAT!
Yoda: Sorry....
Cody and Yoda: *put together Burritos*
Cody: Ok! Let's taste test 'em! *Takes bite*
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.......
Cody: OH GOD WHAT IS IN THESE!!!??? *Throws up*
Yoda: hehehehhehehehehheMUUWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA
Cody: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Yoda: I PUT NASTY YODA JUICE INTO THE SAUCE AND THE VEGGIES WAS NASTY GOO FROM THE FRIDGE I MOLDED INTO VEGGIE SHAPES AND THE TORTILLA SHELLS ARE MUD PIES!!!!!!
Cody: *Drop kicks Yoda out the window* YA FUKKIN CREEP!
Cody: *Sigh* Sorry about that. *Starts on fire* Of course.....well that's all folks! I need to go and rinse my mouth out and make myself NOT ON FIRE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rex: *Runs up with a fire extinguisher*
Cody: REX PUT ME OUT!!!!!
Rex: *Beats the fire with the extinguisher*
Cody: AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Rex: UNTIL NEXT TIME!! :D
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A/N: ENJOY! ~Mlpeej
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