karkalicious:HEY Y/N WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU BE HOME
karkalicious:I MISS MY MATESPRITE
karkalicious:Y/N
karkalicious:Y/N IF THIS IS A PRANK I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BLOCK YOU
karkalicious:Y/N
You:she's fine she just needed some... assistance getting to my place
karkalicious:WHERE THE FUCK IS Y/N YOU ASSHAT
You:you can have her but you need to bring $80 to _____.
karkalicious:OK BUT IF I SEE ONE SCRATCH ON HER I WILL SLIT YOUR THROUGH.
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Mydeadgaygirlfriend:Y/n when will you be back with the gr0ceries I'm hungry
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:I sense something is wr0ng
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:y0u always reply fast
Mydeadgaygirlfriend: I d0n't kn0w wh0 y0u are but give me back my baby
You:Aw how'd you figure it out
Mydeadgaygirlfriend: read the previ0us text y0u idi0t
You:being cocky are we
Mydeadgaygirlfriend: just bring me my baby and n0 0ne gets hurt
You:let I'm in need of a ghostly favor in return
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:n0pe n0t a chance ass h0le
You:what a shame I thought you loved your "baby" more but oh well
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:Y0U KN0W WH0 Y0UR TALKING TO RIGHT I AM ARADIA MEGID0 Y0U THINK Y0U CAN JUST TAKE MY BABY AWAY
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:WR0NG FUCKER MY BABY MEANS M0RE THEN MY 0WN LIFE SHE MEANS THE W0RLD T0 ME
Mydeadgaygirlfriend:PREPARE F0R THE DEAD MY ASS IM C0MING FOR Y0U BABY
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Pupapan:y/N WANNA GO TO THE NEW MOVIE PLAYING
Pupapan:mAYBE YOUR BUSY
Pupapan:tHATS FINE BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST CONSIDER
Pupapan:y/N
You:oh my gosh Tav help me I'm at _______ come get my some psycho is trying to kill me
Pupapan: oH MY GOSH Y/N IM COMING DON'T YOU WORRY
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Hackerbee:honey bee when will you 🐝 home
You:oh I'll be back in a few
Hackerbee:oh ok well make sure to get me some video games
You:I will
Hackerbee:ok I know thith ithn't y/n tho who the hell are you
You:what do you mean
Hackerbee:cut the crap I know y/n well enough to know that the doethen't buy me gameth I hack them
You: good observation now for what I want
Hackerbee:wow there mithter I need to know that my honey is ok
You:she's safe enough
Hackerbee:enough? Not good enough
You:just shut up and give me what I want
Hackerbee:what you want ass
You:I want $600 and a small thing
Hackerbee:lol really out of all the thingth ok
You:good I still want that small thing
Hackerbee:what
You:your wife
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Homestuck boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios
FanfictionHomestuck boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios (Requests are open so feel free to request) (Sorry if I offend anyone and there will be grammar mistakes)
