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laxus's pov
"Why did I let you all talk me into this?" I asked the Thunder Legion as we walked into the club, "because drinks are on Gray for losing that arm wrestling contest with Natsu, so he's paying for the guild" Erza said smirking with her arms crossed. "Oh come on Laxus! Lighten up! It's a club, don't be a big grumpy shit like you always are" Evergreen said fanning herself, "will you shut up Elfman" I snapped with my arms crossed as I looked around.
"I'm going to go broke, stupid flamebrain" Gray mumbled sitting at the bar, I scoffed almost mockingly as I looked around, half the guild was dancing, half the guild was drinking, and everyone else was somewhere else. Club Crocus was huge after all, I mean it's Crocus of course it's huge, "pika pika motherfuckers", "what the f-.." I started until a girl walked on the stage. She wore a very skimpy outfit that made my eyebrow twitch, Pikachu, I held my head sighing, "who wants to be my master~?" she asked cutely leaning against the pole in the middle of the stage, stretching her legs forward and her arms back so the outfit stretched against her body.
All the guys went nuts, like, I could vaguely see Macao and Wakaba in the front as well, don't ask why Gramps was there too, I'll just ignore that. I did notice the other guys like Loke, Gray and such watching as well, I don't think Natsu's smart enough to understand it so he was just bothering Lucy like usual. Erza was casually drinking... "casually" I whispered watching her order another drink, violently I might add while Jellal who was dressed as Mystogan tried to stop her. Of course my group was off dancing with the Strauss family, everyone was just doing their own thing, "spacing out there sparky?", I looked down and noticed the girl from the stage was pressed against my chest.
(y/n)'s pov
He wasn't expecting me when he looked down, instantly pink dusting his cheeks, I smirked put my hand under his chin, "did I just make the famous Laxus Dreyar blush?" I asked him teasingly as I pushed myself harder against him. "I'm not paying you for this you'd better know that" he said trying to take his eyes off my tits and to my eyes, I clicked my tongue and smiled, "you don't wanna be my master~?" I asked him teasingly. "I'm sure your touch would send sparks through my body" I whispered leaning close to his ear, I smirked feeling his body tense up.
"You shock me very much with your electrifying personality Mister Dreyar you know that?" I asked him teasingly as the words rolled off my tongue, "I was taking a Pikachu (peek-at-chu) from the stage" I smirked as I caressed his cheek. Man my pick up lines are getting good. I heard a fox whistle, I saw people whistling at they looked at us, I've seen them before but I don't know their names by heart, I think they're his squad or something like that.
"And I've decided, I Choose You~" I cooed as I leaned closer, he looked baffled, he had absolutely NO IDEA what to do and it was just purely funny to me, until I backed up and walked off. "Why'd you stop?" he asked confusedly raising an eyebrow, I looked back and smirked as I flashed my hips, "because I'm not getting paid for this" I teased as I strutted back to the stage, shaking my waist back and forth.
"FOUR HUNDRED! THANK YOU CLUB CROCUS!" I yelled happily holding the two stacks of two hundred dollars in each hand as I walked outside, I smiled and looked at the money. Hell Yeah! "Hey there cutie", I looked back and saw someone leaning against the wall, "I'm sorry but I'm off work right now" I told him as I started walking to my car. Suddenly the guy had me pushed against my car, "where you going so fast?" he asked slyly as he tugged on my hair so I looked back at him.
"Now either you're coming home with me, or you're giving me the money" he threatened angrily as his hand started glowing red, my eyes widened, this guy is a mage.. I don't stand a chance.. I don't have magic. "Pardon me.", *CRASH*, a lightning bolt struck the guy behind me and he fell to the ground fried to a crisp. I looked back and saw Laxus standing with his hands shoved into his pockets, "should I have said excuse me? Or was pardon me ok?" he asked me. I had my hand over my heart as it was beating violently and quickly against my chest, "thank you!" I said instantly wrapping my arms around him. Thanking him for rescuing me from that creep, "well" he smirked as he bent down and picked me up bridal style, with ease of course.
His pecks showed slightly over his shirt, and his ripped chest was outlining his skin tight shirt, as I was pressed against the strong muscle, his broad arm easily carrying me in them.
"I Choose You Pikachu~"
"..."
"Plus I have two balls, I'm gonna try and catch you for myself"
"PERVERT!"
"STRIPPER!"
"SPARKY!"
"SLUTTY!"
"SEXY!"
"Yeah I'll agree with you there"
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A/N: merry_bee I am the Queen of searching up pick up lines, you will never beat me XD, but here you go (:
