Me: *curled up in bed in a nest of blankets, watching the 43rd episode of Glee today and eating Nutella by the spoonful*
God: Dude, you seriously need to get out and exercise more.
Me: I already have to run from Satan and walk with you! What more do you want from me?
God: You don't do that nearly enough though. You're just like everyone else; you only do it when its convenient for you.
Me: Yeah. I guess you're right.
God: Well, what are you waiting for?!
Me: It's going to storm today. I don't want to go outside and run.
God: Girl, what app are you using?! Mine says today's forecast is God reigns and Son shines!
Me: Punny.
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A Message From The Lord
Random"You need to write down what God says to you or else Satan will come and steal those words from you." × These are just some talks I have with God or that I have just come up with that will hopefully inspire you and strengthen your faith in God. Plea...
