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Me: Hey God! Look at this epic shirt found! I think I'm going to use my extra money to buy it!

Me: Hey God! Look at this epic shirt found! I think I'm going to use my extra money to buy it!

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God: That is a fabulous shirt! Animal Crossing is the bomb.com! But didn't you tell me that you were going to give that money to the girl at your school whose house burned down?

Me: Oh yeah. Well, I'm sure she's already gotten a ton of other donations and stuff. Besides, it's only $15. What could she even do with that little amount of money?

God: Oh, I don't know. Maybe buy a shirt like the one you want, to replace hers that was destroyed in the fire?

Me: But God, I really want that shirt!

God: But Abby, she really NEEDS that shirt.

Me: I guess you've made your point.

God: So what are you going to do with that $15?

Me: Give it to the girl!

God: Good choice, kid. Good choice.

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