God: Hey!
Me: Hey!
God: I need to tell you something important.
Me: Okay.....
God: I jus—
Stress: HEY, ABBY!
Me: Uh, hey?
Stress: I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE AN ARGUMENTATIVE RESEARCH ESSAY DUE IN TWO DAYS!
Me: Oh, crap! I forgot!
Stress: OH, WELL YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T FORGET ABOUT YOUR CIVICS HOMEWORK AND UPCOMING PROJECT!
Me: Ugh.
Stress: AND THE TRIGONOMETRY HOMEWORK THAT YOU NEED TO MAKE UP FROM THURSDAY AND FRIDAY.
Me: Ahhhhhhh!!!
Stress: ALSO, HAVE YOU DONE THE LAUNDRY TODAY? YOUR SIBLINGS MAY APPRECIATE SOME CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
Me: Kill me.
Stress: I HAVE NO NEED TO. YOUR BAND DIRECTOR WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT ON MONDAY WHEN HE DISCOVERS THAT YOU HAVE YET TO PASS OF YOUR THREE SCALES FOR A GRADE!
Me: Crap, I'll do that now!
Stress: OH, NO, YOU CAN'T. IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME. YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING NOW.
Me: Alright, tomorrow then!
Stress: NEGATIVE... CHURCH SERVICE AND THEN DRAMA REHEARSAL ALL AFTERNOON. DID YOU FORGET?!
Me: Yeah. Agh. God, I need help!
God: I am right here.
Stress: OH, I AM HERE AS WELL! I CAN HELP!
Me: I think I've gotten all that I need out of you, Stress. God?
God: Still here.
Me: Right. Oh, what is it you needed to tell me?
God: Don't stress.
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A Message From The Lord
Sonstiges"You need to write down what God says to you or else Satan will come and steal those words from you." × These are just some talks I have with God or that I have just come up with that will hopefully inspire you and strengthen your faith in God. Plea...
