Incorrect Quotes Part 2

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Here's Part 2!
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Irvine: Don't worry, Caitlin. I'm leaving you with my two most trusted guards: Jim and Fredrick.

Caitlin: Oh no, those names are so generic...
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Team STAR: *hanging out and drinking*

Sapphire: *four drinks in* I have this urge to do something stupid.

Taven: I'm stupid. Do me.

STAR:

Taven: *pursing lips* Did I just say that out loud?
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Rin: Wait, you like me?!

Rin: For my personality?!

Axel: I know, I was surprised too.
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Caitlin: Sure is dark in here...

Heinrich:

Caitlin: I'm not scared or anything.

Heinrich:

Caitlin: I mean, who's scared of the dark these days?! Not me! Not Caitlin Allen! No sir!

Heinrich: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Caitlin:

Caitlin: Yes, please.
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"Romance is for the weak-minded."

~Michelle, probably
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Pamela: *running into STAR's room where Sapphire and Taven are sitting on the ground studying*

Pamela: *bursting through the door* You guys are doing it! I know it!

Taven: Wha-

Sapphire: Aw, Taven, you really should've told me. I mean, I would've at least put my book down.
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Sapphire: Borvine, stop! You're going to kill someone!

Insane!Borvine: I never meant to kill. I only meant to maim or seriously injure.
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Sapphire: I know it's not much at this point... but for what it's worth, I did love you.

Taven: Sapphire, it was just a cookie.

Sapphire: It could've been the best cookie I ever had.

Taven: There are at least a dozen other cookies on the plate beside you.

Sapphire: Shhhh... A moment of silence for the dead.

Taven: Oh my god.
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Walker & Dante: *hanging out together*

Walker: *phone rings*

Dante: *leans over and checks it*

Dante: *scoffs* You still call your dad, 'daddy'?

Walker: *looks straight into Dante's eyes and answers the call* Hey, Coco.

Dante: *falls over*
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Skyler: Knock knock.

Yang: Skyler, what are you doing outside my room this time of night?

Skyler: *makes extended eye contact and leaves a banana on her windowsill, then flees into the night*

Yang: *very confused and concerned* What the crap?

Skyler: *the very next night* Knock knock.

Yang: Skyler, you're back! What was up with the banana last night?

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