Lucius was gonna be good, because he was a good boy and obeyed Darth Vader's orders.
(Wth Isabel, Lucius doesn't even know Darth Vader. Can you plz stop writing?)
NO! Well anyways, Lucius had chocolate Hershey's in his pocket. Yup, he liked MUGGLE CANDY! He was gonna eat it, but saved it for what's his face, uh Harry. He instead ate hot cheetos.
"Woah, so lit I love this," He said, sounding like a 9 year old Jake Pauler. He was about to finish the hot cheetos, when suddenly something fell down the sky.
"ITS A MARIO!" He said.
"NO, ITS A FAT DUDLEY!" He screamed.
"NO ITS A....WHITE BLONDE BOY?"
Draco was falling down the sky singing, "I believe I can fly!" Lucius catched him. '"Dang it now I'm with four eyes, and a white guy to take care of."
"Father why don't you love me?" Asked Draco emotional.
This gonna get deep.
Shut up. Lucius just stared at him, and there was a long silence. "Its because...." He said slowly. "What?" Asked Draco.
"Well....I just don't like how you call me father. Can you call me dad, daddy, pa, papa but not father? I feel like your disrespectful of me when you call me father," said Lucius.
"Uh okay, Dad," said Draco. All of a sudden, Harry woke up. "Boy why am I here? I'm supposed to be DEAD!" Said Harry.
"I had to save you, duh," said Lucius.
Then Draco began to fanboy over Harry.
Cailyn's POV:
My dad was crying like he just found out that McDonald's was closed down, and we were all doomed. "Yo don't cry," I said rubbing his shoulder. "Boy, TRY ME," He said, about to kill someone. I left that emo dude and went over to Isabel and Nicky.
"We got ourselves in so much drama recently," I said.
"Yeah," Said Isabel. "Harry, Lucius, Draco, The Sorting Hat, Voldemort, Bellatrix, and Peter all died within four days".
"You guys are evil," said Nicky.
"I guess," I said, shrugging. "I feel like Lucius is alive though, and plotting something." I felt a chill down my spine. I felt a disturbance in the force. I just shrugged it off. All of a sudden, Hagrid screamed we were gonna crash.
"OH FLUFF, PREPARE YOURSELVES!" Screamed Hagrid. We began to fall and crash. Then we heard Nicky scream, "But I never got to meet Kylo Ren!"
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The Book Of Fanfictions
FanfictionOnce, in a galaxy far, far away The Book of Fanfictions were made. It was made for no purpose whatsoever, but it was just there. It was hidden because supposedly you would die from reading it because of the memes. Will you die? You can only find ou...
