P is for Penguins!!!!!!!!

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Fact: In danger a frightened penguin can run a lot faster than a human over snowy rocks and ice.

That's in danger, but these penguins are angry.

Yeah, Prussia's dead.

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"Toni!!! Toni help!!!!" Prussia called out to Spain.

Yeah, but Spain wasn't coming anytime soon.

He was to busy petting baby penguins and fanguying over how cute they were.

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France felt something peck him, he ignored it.

It happened again.

And again.

And again.

France finally opened his eyes to see what it was.

A penguin?

France sat up and looked around. Nothing but snow and more penguins.

Where was he?

Wait, snow and penguins?

Antarctica.

He was in Antarctica.

How'd he get here anyway?

He started to think, the penguin suddenly pecked him again.

"Shoo," he told it.

It didn't move at all.

France looked around and saw some pebbles, he gave four very smooth pebbles to it so it would stop pecking him.

Big mistake.

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Fact: Humans give flowers and candy when trying to woo a lady. Penguins give rocks. Not just any rocks, though -- male penguins search through piles of pebbles to find the smoothest, most perfect ones.

And France just gave very smooth pebbles to a penguin, a female penguin I might add.

He wasn't a penguin but the penguin he gave the pebbles too was certainly wooed.

And now it had a crush on France.

Yeah she was in love with France.

But hey, he was the country of love after all.

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The penguin walked closer to France and started nuzzling her head into his shoulder.

"Shoo," he told her again.

She didn't stop.

France got up and started walking away from it, she started to follow though.

France started to run.

She started to run after him but luckily she wasn't that fast as him.

As Prussia was running, he saw something running towards him.

"Francy pants!!!!"

Prussia?

"Prussia?"

  Prussia ran pass him at lightening speed with a flock of penguins running after him.

Prussia ran back to France, "Franny, you gonna help me man." He pointed at the flock of penguins that were coming after him.

"Uhh, mon ami, I'm kind of in my own situation here," he pointed to the penguin running after him.

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