Fatherly Spain, France, and England A-Z

A is for Acrobats !!!!!!

Little Seychelles ran down the steps. Breaking England's rule of not running down the steps.

The girl ran outside to join her siblings who were playing next to the apple tree.

"Hey guys. Whatca doing ?" she asked

"We're about to learn to fly." America excitedly yelled.

"Fly ?"

"No we're not Alfie" Chile stated. "We're going to climb the tree and jump down."

Less than 2 minutes later.  All of the colonies of France, England, and Spain were in a tree. Preparing to jump.

Diego was about to jump when he did something totally unexpected.

"Hey guys look !!!" He yelled.

He jumped of one branch did a flip and grabbed another. He kept this up  until he jumped and did a cartwheel to stick the landing.

"Woah how did you do that ?!" Canada asked.

"It was easy hermano I'll show you."

He took Monaco's hand. "First you grab a branch. Then swing yourself with your arms and legs. When you land make sure your feet are steady."

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France was cooking dinner while England was finishing up some paperwork.

They noticed that it was really quiet.

"Mon amour are our children still outside ?"

England looked up."hmm... oh yes France they are."

"They have been very quiet. I wonder what they could be doing."

Meanwhile ....

All of the colonies were doing flips. And somersaults.

You know things that will make your parents freak out.

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When France decided to go and check up on the colonies.

He screamed.

"France, bloody hell what is it ?"

"Look" he said with wide eyes before dashing upstairs. England ran outside.

"Spain mon ami wake up !!!" He yelled to the sleeping Spaniard.

"What- what is it." He said tiredly.

"Our babies, their going to hurt themselves !!!!"

"What ?"

"Look outside !!!"

Spain looked out and saw his children on the tree flipping like little acrobats.

"Oh.. maybe we could chop the tree down."

"Quoi !?!?!" France yelled before fainting.

His mother like body couldn't handle any more.

Finally it registered to Spain that the colonies could get hurt. He grabbed his axe and ran outside.

He saw England who was also trying to get them down.

"Poppets come down now please. You might really hurt your selfs." He yelled.

"England can we just chop down the tree ?"

"No we can Spain !!!! Wait where's France ?"

"Oh he fainted"

"What.... on second thought that sounds like him in this incidents."

"Daddy can we stay up here a little longer ?" Hong Kong yelled.

"No love you might hurt yourself. Please come down"

Spain took one swing back and swung the axe into the tree.

"Spain !!!!" England yelled

Both men and the colonies heard a scream. And turned around to see France with a terrified face before he fainted.

Again.

"Papa !!!" Canada yelled before jumping off the tree and running over to him. He was followed by his other silblings.

England and Spain almost had heart attacks at the sight of their children jumping of a tree with was like a good 8 feet off the ground.

Finally they couldn't take it.

Spain grabbed Hong Kong and Argentina while England grabbed Scyehlles and America.

"Daddy" America said with a pout.

England just laughed and ruffled his son's hair.

After all he couldn't stay mad at his kids for long.

The colonies gathered around France.

"Papa wake up" Canada said to him shaking him.

France finally woke up and saw his children around him.

"My-my babies thank goodness your okay please don't ever do that to Papa again." He grabbed the closest colonies to him which happened to be Canada and Venezuela and smothered them with kisses.

"Take a breath France and stop smothering the poor kids." England stated grabbing Canada and Spain grabbing Venezuela out of his reach.

France just grabbed Colombia and did the same thing to her.

"We're putting a fence around that tree" France stated.

"I can agree with you on that."

"Si" Spain agreed