Too many moms in this game. [V3 CRACK]

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"EYYY." Amommeh emreged froom a hloe in Kobaeda's shoe. Strnagely enuf he wuz an avocado with leggs.
"WHO WANTS SUM BEEF?"

"I WUNT SUM BEF M8." Irumom crashde thru da wlals nad killin Shuichi-not-a-mom

"COWS DESERVE TO LIVE" Oumommeh objetced, doin da sorr wa chigau thing I can't be bothered rn

Kirumommm wuz sweepen dem floars wen dat bootyful Kaito MOMota wlaked in.
"LISTEN OOP U LIL SHEETS." he snaid offneding evrone. "I AM TEH MOM OF ALL MOMMEHS. DUN U DRARE DISRESPECT TEH MOM. IMMA STNAD UP FOR MOMMEH RITES U BEACHES YE DAZ RITE."
nad teh spech cnotiniued 4 4 hours m8 so everyone gnot bored nad died lel.

deN TOGAMOM plopepd oot f Irumommeh's womb cuz she fuked a rbot.

"now ai am teh knig of moms."

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