Akpos woos a Girl;
Akpos tried to woo a girl on the street:
Akpos: what is your name?
Girl: Abike
Akpos: I like you; I want to be your boyfriend.
Girl: No I don’t like you, you not responsible.
Akpos: Ask those pregnant girls around here, they say I’m responsible.
Akpors and Mum
Akpors: I’m Hungary,
Mum: Why don’t you Czech the fridge.
Akpors: OK I’m Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm.. may be you’ll find some Turkey.
Akpors: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. Yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Akpors: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Akpors: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: OK, I’m Ghana do it.
Akpors: Thanks, i’m so tired Iran for an hour today
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Akpors: Yeah Israeli hard sometimes.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
