Schools You'll Only Find In Nigeria

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Hi guys, sorry for no updates. Hope you guys had a lovely Christmas? Oya where my Christmas chicken and chin chin? I'm coming to your house to collect it o.
So anyways, I've done Churches you'll find in Nigeria, and I don't want people thinking there are no schools in 9ja. We get am o, plenty sef. But some schools eh, the names must have been derived from the Headmaster's ancestors. So here it goes.


1. Abeg my people, which parent go put their pikin fo Ashawo school? And any parent wey carry their pikin into Olodo school, something dey worry dem.

 Abeg my people, which parent go put their pikin fo Ashawo school? And any parent wey carry their pikin into Olodo school, something dey worry dem

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2. What does tits have to do with schools again. See me see trouble o.

 See me see trouble o

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3. Abeg who dey see dis? This is correct International School o, last I heard, it won award for Best School In Nigeria from the Olodo Association.

 Abeg who dey see dis? This is correct International School o, last I heard, it won award for Best School In Nigeria from the Olodo Association

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4. Like seriously, the headmaster needs a class in Grammatology. How can a girl be a male. Abi she be She-male? Some people need to be cooked in a large pot called Common Sense with the water of Good English.

 Abi she be She-male? Some people need to be cooked in a large pot called Common Sense with the water of Good English

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5. Na wa o. And later on, the parents will complain their children are turning into terrorist but they patronise schools like this. 

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6. Jesu! Laff wan kill me. Like I know 9ja wants a better future but I just dey wonder what the hell the teachers teach; How to know if CBN cheated you???

 Like I know 9ja wants a better future but I just dey wonder what the hell the teachers teach; How to know if CBN cheated you???

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7. Wetin dey wan polish again. Abeg our parents don baff us before we comot from house.

 Abeg our parents don baff us before we comot from house

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