Says he's visiting for 1 month; still living with you after 2 years.
Sees you're almost done with the dishes; dumps 3 more into the sink.
Hasn't seen you in 5 years; first comment is about fat you've gotten.
Knows you're eyeing that big meat in the pot; takes it.
Sees you watching TV; takes the remote and changes channel to CNN then hides the remote in the kitchen.
Nice to you when your friends are around; acts like you're dead when they're gone.
Argues when your parents are in their rooms, hears them coming; starts shouting and crying even though you didn't even slap them.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
