This is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand.
Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
So yea, I'm officially crazy, I just saw this and I love y'all so much I can't keep it away from you. And there's a song to go with it, and for the ladies, this will make you be on fire but cool with this song from Korede Bello (my brother).
1. The Lord Revealed To Me That You're My Wife
This is like the ultimate definition of a pickup line that shouldn't be used. God revealed to you, like seriously? This is mostly used by those men who are in the same church with ladies they're interested in, they feel the mention of God will soften a girl and make her fall for him. This is childish and shouldn't be used by anyone even if you're with her in the same prayer group.
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2. Are You A Whistle, Because I Want To Blow You
This can get her laughing but trust us, it won't let her take you seriously. Why in heaven's name will you want to blow her, she ain't no balloon dude. Some ladies take offense to this line because it can imply that you want to kiss them or do something intimate with them. It's childish and silly, stop using it...unless you want her to blow your face.
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3. I Have A Dream That You'll Be My Wife
This is another religiously influenced pickup line. OK, you did have the dream, maybe you should allow her to have her own dream too, then you both will be on the same page. It's an overused line and doesn't have the same effect it used to have years ago. Find another one bro. Just understand the formula.
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