NIGERIA....My beloved country, where people.....
~ Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
~ Go to church with extension and BB
charger (charging in his presence).
~ Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz".
~ Say an opening prayer at night clubs.
~ Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
~ Go to a Shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles.
~ Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.
~ Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
~ Wear head warmers at 45 degrees Celsius.
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
