Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any
Albert Macauley (1872)
He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume
Nelson Mandela (1973)
He who completely unwraps banana and Ga kenkey before eating cannot keep a secret
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
Any man that uses his teeth to cut meat from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything
Williams Shakespeare (1900)
Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria
Lord Lugard (1904)
He who refuses to regard bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist
Martin Luther King Jnr (1788)
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder
Michael Faraday (1899)
And thanks to Emmanuellacherry for saying this one. Don't have a year tho.
Drinking garri is not a sign of poverty but allowing the garri to swell before drinking is poverty
Queen Elizabeth
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Funny Random Things That Only Nigerians Will Understand(ProjectNigeriaUC2017)
RandomThis is just a whole book filled with events, jokes and incidents that every Nigerian person and African person will understand. Note: I do not own any of the Jokes or pictures. I have simply compiled them. Thanks
