Life is hard for a baby bones, especially when they're the only Horror in the family.
But life's not exactly a cake-walk for Gaster and Sans either...
This is a collection of short stories I came up with while looking at certain baby Papyrus pics. N...
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"Ewwww! You's nasty Daddy!" laughed Papyrus lifting his tiny foot. "You dwipping all over da' floor!"
"Hm yes, I wonder why?"
"Cause' yo' dress covered in tar!"
"*pfft!* it's not a dress baby bro..."
"I KNOW I'm covered in tar-"
"Nobody gonna take you to da' ball when you's yucky Daddy. Cween dat dress!"
"It's not a dress and YOU'RE the reason I'm coated in this filth!"
"Nuh uh! I's a GOOD baby, I payed at the Dump all day-"
"You're not SUPPOSED to play at the dump!"
"I collected tweasures like da' Little Mermaid..."
"You're going to get a disease."
"I collected tweasures and sang songs with mah fish friend." Papyrus pulled out a fork to show his brother.
"scavenging with undyne huh? didja' find anything else good?"
"Yep! I finds a bucket and tar for da' prank!"
"heh wow! good job pappy, you're so cool."
"NO HE IS NOT. Do not encourage this behavior Sans, this is serious! The Dump is full of bacteria and broken glass Papyrus, do you want to die and end up burning in hell early?!"
"Psh, only bad babies burn in hell-"
"AS. I'VE. SAID!"
"I uses da' glass for telescopes-"
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU USE THE GLASS FOR!"
"geeze dad, take it easy-"
"I pay pirate wit the fish lady!"
Gaster covered his face with his hands and took a deep breath to calm himself. "Do NOT go back there Papyrus, that place is dangerous. Do I make myself clear?"
"But-"
"No buts! I've heard enough!"
"But what if Snas needs more tar?"
"...What?"
Gaster turned to look at Sans, but the kid comedian had already teleported away.
