The Sans Party! [ENDED]

WOO--

HEY LOOK I'M NOT DEAD :D

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The ask/dare box is closed.

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(#1: @LoloInTheHouse dares:) "Call Cross on the phone and tell him that you love him. I wanna see his reaction to that." <:3> (To: Nightmare)

Nightmare: (holding a phone)

Nightmare: (hears the dare)

Nightmare: pHONE?!

Nightmare: <:^)> (throws his phone out of the window) wHAT PHONE?

(#2: @Bluerainbowstargirl dares:) "Call Cross and tell him you love him and call him 'Sanspai'. AND YOU CAN'T TELL HIM THIS IS A DARE--" (pulls out a butcher knife) "--YOU'LL SEE WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF YOU DO" <>:)> (To: Nightmare)

Nightmare: <:D> BUT I DON'T HAVE A PHONE

Senkiller: (gives him the telephone) Here you go--

Nightmare: f*** YOU--

Senkiller: <:^)> Thank me later--

Nightmare: (grabs the telephone from him angrily)

Nightmare: (lE GASP-)

Senkiller: w H A T  N O W

Nightmare: <:^3> THE CABLE'S CUT-- (whistling suspiciously while hiding a pair of sharp scissors behind his back)

Senkiller: (DEEP INHALE) UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--

Senkiller: FINE USE MY PHONE-- (THROWS HIS PHONE AT NIGHTMARE'S FACE)

Nightmare: BUT IT HAS NO SIGNAL

Senkiller: F*** YOU TURN OFF THE F***ING AIRPLANE MODE YOU LAZY ASS

Nightmare: BUT I DON'T HAVE CROSS'S NUMBER--

Senkiller: (grabs Dream's phone) THEN F***ING USE THIS INSTEAD YOU S*** HOLE--

Nightmare: nO YOU MOTHERF***ER (starts running to the window)

Senkiller: F*** YOU-- (runs after Nightmare, Dream's phone still in hand)

Dream: h E Y GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE I WAS PLAYING CANDY CRUSH WITH THAT-- (runs after the both of them)

Ganz: <XDDDDDDDDD> CANDY CRUSH (wheezes)

Sans: Ey guys what I miss-- (comes out of the kitchen)

Nightmare: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- (unaware that he's about to bump Sans)

Sans: Wait what the f*** is happening--

Nightmare: f***--! (bumps into Sans)

Sans: fROOK MY KETCHUP-- (gets hit by Nightmare, his cup of ketchup falling out of his hands)

Senkiller: NOW CALL, NIGHT--

Nightmare: n E V E R (pushes the phone out of his face)

Senkiller: hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (continues to push the phone onto his face)

Sans: n I G H T  GET OFF ME--

Ink: mai mai mai--

Dream: (sighs)

Dream: Okay you two, time to stop--

Alter: (comes in with a big clock in his hands) IT'S TIME TO STOP, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?!