Yep, it's me again, bread.
Also known as IJustWantSomeBread, marisol, fucknugget.
Anyways, enjoy this lil' story.
Of my affair with Michael Clifford.
And my child, Joselin.
And mother, Fatima.( Dram, not FA, lol)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dram: Bread, i'm your mum.
Me: Oh . . .lol dat noice.
Joselin: Who the dad?
Dram: . . .Draco Malfoy is your papa.
Me: I finally have a father
Joselin: Hola grandmum
Dram: Waht.
Me: oh yeah mum. . .Joselin my daughter.
Dram: why you no tell me
Me: Cause I thought you knew. By my fat pregnant belly.
Dram: I thought you were just gaining weight.
Me: Thanks for calling me fat mum.
Joselin: mum dat remind me, who me dad?
Me: uh. . .about that.
I had an affair with Michael Clifford. . .Dram and Joselin: *gasp*
Joselin: oh my foOKiN GoSH I ALWaYS KnEW I wAS PUNK ROCK AF
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That was super bad.
And short
Eh
tiME FOr SeLF PrOmO
So ye, I published(again) my story, The Game Of Hell: On Second Thought, on my account IJustWantSomeBread
Ye so if you wanna go and check that out(plz) that be noice
Omfg, I'm such a shet for having done self promo
Omfg
Kill me plz
Gosh
I have gone very low in life
Am i a bad person for doing that? maybe.
Is it wrong doing self promo? Maybe.
Um, adios now.
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