Keeping up with the Potatoes

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by SpamTeam

by SpamTeam

Hey, --CandyQueen-- here.

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Episode 1~

Hello children, today your dad who forced me to make babies with him is coming.

"YASSSS MOMMY IS HE GONNA GIVE US LIVE PORN?" The children say excitedly.

;) maybe children maybe.

"KNOCK KNOCK" says ketchup coming inside. "Hello," He says with his sexy voice.

•Slap•

;-;

"What was that for?!" Ketchup says, shocked.

How dare you cheat on me?!

"What I didnt-" he starts but I cut him off.

You idiot just go along with it we need viewers. So we have to have drama.

"Ohhh. WELL baby I'm sorry it was in the moment." He says going along.

"No, were over." I dramatically cry.

Where did the quotations come 👀 I never put them when I talk. Oh well.

"BABY PLEASE NO, WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN." He says pointing to the batch of potatoes chanting 'angry sex, angry sex.'

Oh yeah. Well idk.

"We should give them what they want.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) " He offers.

Oooh, I like how you think. ;)

"Hehehehhe" He laughs evily before attacking me and taping me to the floor.

AYY I LIKE DIS.

*Cut off short do to very....very kinky sex....😐*

;-;

Mom: ......im putting you up for adoption..

;-;

Wow.

K bye. BEG FOR EPISODE 2.