Me: so the first thing that I do in the morning is wake up, I stay there for a little bit but then get off to brush my teeth. My brothers are usually playing some game or something.
Little Bro: whAT thE you'RE AWakE??
Me: yes no shut the fuck up you little shit. *smiles innocently* I'm nice...at times lmao
Big bro: could you-
Me: yes bitch I could hear your dumb 'gooAAALLL's from your damn FIFA game. Now leave me alone. *the daily call from someone I don't know* *declines call bc don't talk to strangers.*
Snowball: *barks and jumps when I get to the kitchen*
Me: *coos at her for 7 minutes and then looks through fridge* therES nO fooD. I'm hungry af though. Meh.
*5 Hours Later in Bedroom*
Me: whEN THE GIRLS, WHEN THE GIRLS TALK, WHEN THE GIRLS TALK BOYS. OH WHEN THE GIRLS, WHEN THE GIRLS TALK BOYS. heeEEY!
Ashton: when you're talking to your girls, do you talk about me?
Luke: do you say that I'm a sweetheart ?
Me: *starts wheezing* luKE stOP doiNG THAT OH MY GLOB
Me: *silently crafts in the corner*
*and that's how my day is*
Idk wtf that was but I felt like doing it. Well bai
-lukehemmingsAFyo
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