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Candy: I HAVE AN IDEA!
Dram: Wut?
Candy: LET'S GO TO THE MALL!
Demon: No. *eats cheese* I don't wanna go.
Me: I promised to finish the third book of FSOG!
Dram:.......
Candy: Well then...
Chase: AWKO TACO!
Demon: Meh
Chase: Do I have to go?
Candy: YES! ALL OF YOU!
*sighs* *goes to change*
CAR
Me: Who's paying? Cuz I'm not paying shit for anyone.
Chase: I'm not going to pay. I already pay for the electricity bill, the water bill, and every other bills.
Dram: Wait. We have bills?
Chase: -.-
Candy: WE'RE HERE! *jumps out of car before Mika can park*
Demon: Ugh.
Me: DON'T DIE!
Chase: I-... Let's just get this over with.
Me: *runs off to food court* *buys food*
Chase: *buys all the meat*
Demon: *buys all the cheese*
Dram: *runs off to book store*
Bread: *runs off to random store*
Candy: *goes to Victoria's Secret*
Charlotte: *fucks a random kid in the bathroom*
Demon: *finishes cheese* *starts to cry*
Mika: What's wrong?! *hugs her tight*
Chase: DEMON! DON'T CRY! LETS TALK ABOUT IT!
Demon: I-I h-have no more cheese! *cries harder*
Chase: *gasp*
Mika: Let's go to Cheese World. *gives keys to Chase* Don't you dare destroy my Lamborghini, or I'll kill you with my shot gun.
Me: *shrugs* *continues to eat*
Charlotte: *comes back with blood all over her*
Me: Why's there blood all over you?
Charlotte: *shrugs* I fucked a baby. I made his little dvck come when Chase couldn't.
Chase: FOR THE LAST TIME! I DIDN'T FUCK YOU! *hides behind the nearest plant*
Me: *scoffs* You're worried about that? SHE FUCKED A BABY!
Chase: Let's lock her up in the Lamborghini.
Me: Okay, and when you die, I'm not coming to your funeral.
Charlotte: *sees a pile of ants* *picks them up, and shoves them in her pants* *walks away* *moans*
Chase: *pushes the pile of pork chops away* I just lost my appetite.
Me: *same*
THE SPEAKERS: Valentine's Day is creeping up on me
Still staring at you on my computer screen
YOU ARE READING
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