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Dram: *knocks on my bedroom door angrily* SHUT THE FUCK UP! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Me: *rolls eyes* *gets out of bed* *leaves Khalid pouting* *opens door* *sighs* What is it, Dram?
Dram: My motherfucking husband cheated on me with Maria!
Me: *hugs Dram* Do you want me to get Bread to beat his ass?
Dram: *chuckles* Don't worry. I had my revenge *walks down the stairs*
Me: *follows her* *greets everyone in the living room*
Bread: *cracks knuckles* Imma go beat his ass
Candy: *picks up dIldo* I'll shove this up his ass to the point he can't walk
Pizza: *picks up pan* I'll wack him with this
Demon: *picks up cheese* And I'll eat this! *eats cheese*
Dram: No need *smirks* I cut his balls off, along with his dVck. And fed it too him.
Me:........
Bread: *drops everything*
Demon: *lowers cheese* Well then.....O.o
Pizza: 0_0
Candy: *laughs* BHAHAHAHAHHAH! I WISH I COULD'VE SAW HIS REACTION! *continues laughing*
Dram: *smirks again* And my six kids are Chris's, not Tim's.
Candy: *stops laughing* *looks at me* I'm glad me, and you are Muslim
Me: Right back at ya.
Bread: Whatever.
*knock on door* *we all look at Demon*
Demon: *continues eating cheese* WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT?!
Bread: Open the door
Demon: *holds up hand* *swallows cheese* Bitch, fuck no. If you think I'm opening the door, go fuck yourself
Me: *stands up* *opens door*
Chase: *crosses arm over chest* Who the fuck are you?
Me: I fucking live here, asshole. Get off my property
Chase: *grunts* *pushes me to the side*
Me: Oh fuck no! KHALID!
Khalid: *comes running downstairs* *sees Chase* *growls* DID YOU HURT MY WIFE?!
Chase: I-I'm s-s-so-r-ry m-m-man!
Khalid: *lifts Chase by his collar* Dare do that again, and I'll fucking kill you with my bear fist!
Candy: *wipes tears away* SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! *screenshots us*
Khalid: *drops Chase* *goes to sit on the couch farthest from us*
Demon: CHAAAAASE! AYE, MY FANBOY!
Chase: DEMON!
Me: *cough cough* DACE! *cough cough*
Mika: *growls* *runs up to Chase* *beats him up* DON'T. YOU. FUCKING. DARE. TO. EVER. TOUCH. MY. WIFE. AGAIN!
Chase: I'M SORRY MAN!
Mika: *drops chase* *sits down next to Khalid* *talks to him*
Demon: *rolls eyes* *leaves Chase on the floor* *gasps* WHERE'S MY CHEESE!? BREAD!
Bread: I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR GODDAMNED CHEESE! *stuff cheese in mouth*
Demon: MIKA!
Mika: *smirks* That'll teach you to not hug boys anymore
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