School us ~heihei77

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ANSWER THE QUESTION AT THE END, OR I'LL STOP MAKING THESE! Love ya'll ;)

Demon: *starts to cry*

Dram: *sighs* *gives her cheese*

Demon: *stops crying, and eats cheese*

Mika: *looks at Demon with lust in his eyes*

Me: I WANNA NUTELLA!

Mika: Girl, shut the fuck up.

Me: What does fuck mean?

Mika: *pales* Nothing.

Candy: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FU-!

Mika: *stuffs towel in her mouth* SHIT!

Me: Shit?

Mika: DON'T SAY THAT AS WELL!

Chase: Shitty shit shit shit fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Mika: *growls* *stuffs meat in his mouth* BITCHES!

Bread: What's bitch? 

Mika: *stuffs pacifier in Bread's mouth* *stuffs one in Demon's mouth*

Demon: *starts to suck hard*

Mika: *gets rock hard* *goes to the bathroom*

Me: I'm a bitch! You're a bitch! We're all bitch!

Teacher: *gasps* *faints* *hits her head on a rock* *dies*

Charlotte: MOMMY! *shoves bird in her pants, and runs to teacher* NO!!!!!!!! I'm no- *moans* FASTER!

Me: What is she doing?

Mika: *comes back* *smirks* *sees dead teacher* *takes us out of the school* *hugs Demon*

Demon: Where are we going?

Mika: To the park

Demon: *starts to cry*

Mika: *stops* What's wrong?

Demon: MY DIAPER IS FULL!

Mika: *takes us to his house*

Dram: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! SHIT SHIT BITCH BITCH BITCH BIIIIIIIIIITCH!

Mika: *changes Demon* 

Chase: MY DIAPER IS FULL TOO!

Mika: I am not changing you. You can change yourself.

Chase: *pouts* I want you to change my diaper! FUCK!

Mika: I AM NOT TOUCHING YOUR JUNK!

Chase: What's junk?

Mika: Fuck.

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL: fourth grade

Dram: I hate math. *receives paper* *sees F* *pales*

Demon: I love math *receives paper* *sees A* *smiles

Me: I don't like anything.

Candy: CHOCOLATE FOR LIFE!

Chase: I like meat

Bread: MY MOM DIDN'T PACK ME BREAD!

Demon: *sigh* I miss Mika.

Teacher: SILENT PEASANTS!

Charlotte: *smirks at us* *sticks beetle in her pants* *beetle bites her* *moans*

Me:......

Dram:....

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