*we're all in Texas*
Dram: Oh my god. This place is hotter than Indiana.
Demon: *waves hand* Texas is the hottest place in the world.
Chase: I agree with Demon.
Candy: I don't even live here, and I agree.
Pizza: The sun can cook my pizza.
CJ: You guys are so smart. This place is the hottest place in the universe.
Dram: You were right, Demon.
Demon: *eats cheese* I'm always right.
Me: No you're not.
Demon: Yes I am. I said Texas is the hottest place, and everyone agrees.
Me: Bitch. I know hotter places.
Demon: *stands up* PROVE IT!
Me: Let's send Chase to those hot places, and he'll judge.
Chase: Why me?! *cries*
Demon: DON'T CRY!
Dram: Ha! *throws confetti at him* CRY CRY!
Chase: *cries harder*
Demon: *throws stapler at Dram* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
CJ: Wait, who's going to pay for the plane tickets?
Candy: Whoever pays for the bills.
Chase: *sniffs* I PAY FOR THE BILLS!
Candy: Oh yeah! That's why we always have warm water!
Dram: he didn't pay for my phone bill.
Chase: That's because I don't like you
Dram: *takes out sandal* Oh you little-
Demon: *snatches sandal from Dram's hand* Don't you dare d-
Chase: Fuck. Demon?
Demon: Yeah?
Chase: I broke your phone....
Demon: *looks at the ground* *hands sandal back to Dram* Get him good.
Dram: *runs after a screaming Chase*
*THREE HOURS LATER*
Bread: *steals cheese*
Demon: MIKAAAAAA! GET YOUR SWORD!
Mika: *runs in with his biggest sword*
Bread: *slowly hand cheese back to Demon*
Demon: *smirks*
Chase: *limps back in* *beaten black, and blue*
Dram: *walks after him with a torn sandal* DON'T EVER MESS WITH A MAD MEXICAN WOMAN!
Me: *snorts* Don't ever mess with a mad Iraqian person. Or they'll jump you.
Dram:......
Bread: They need Jesus.
Candy: *shakes head* Arabs be like-
Chase: *eyes go wide*
Demon: Meh *eats cheese*
CJ: Bruh.
Chase: *hands new phone to Demon* *kisses her feet* I'm so fucking sorry*
Demon: AWWWWW! *hugs Chase*
Me: You're going to Dubai first.
Chase: *grumbles*
Charlotte: *stops trying to fuck Dram*
Dram: *looks horrified*
Charlotte: *takes a random toy, and sticks it in her pants* YESSS! FASTER! HARDER!
Me:...........
Dram: *rocks on the floor* That was the scariest thing every*
Chase: HA! *farts*
Candy: *screams* *wakes up* WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!
Chase: *blushes*
Charlotte: *vomits on CJ*
CJ: You little bitch.
*DUBAI*
Chase: *walks to car* *looks at foggy glasses* THIS PLACE IS SO HOT!
Demon: *wipes sweat from brow* I know right
Dram: *dies on the floor* TROYE! WE NEVER GOT MARRIED! *cries*
Demon: *cries*
Chase: *cries*
Dram: *laughs at Chase crying*
Chase: *cries even more*
Dram: *cries*
Pizza: *cries*
Candy: *cries*
CJ: *cries*
Bread: *cries*
Me: Stupid idiots. Let me take you to Africa.
*AFRICA*
Demon: Is this life?! *gets dizzy *faints*
Mika: MY LOVE! *carries her*
Me: This place is nothing compared to our last destination.
Dram: NOT THAT PLACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
Me: Chase will probably die.
Dram: Let's go. Now.
Chase: *crawls to us* I'M ALREADY DEAD!
Charlotte: *has a threesome with lion, and dead gazelle*
Bread: Let's just leave her here.
Demon: *wake up* Do you want my parents to kill me for leaving her here?
*IRAQ*
Me: *sweats all the water from my system* You see *pants* how *pants* how hot *pants* it *wheezes* is *chokes* here *coughs*
Chase: *dies on the street from heat*
Demon: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FAN BOY! *cries*
Mika: *smirks*
...........
I don't feel funny.
Sorry if it was bad. :(
~heihei77/FA
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