I'm not good at this. Also I don't know most of the members here i'm only including the ones I know or some-what know. Sorry to the ones i don't know. I just dont wanna put something that would offend ye.
~Bread
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FA: *cuddles with Nutella* oh, my sweet, tasty baby.
Khalid: FA! I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS. I'M YOUR HUSBAND, NOT NUTELLA. *takes nutella away*
FA: GIVE ME BACK MY NUTELLA!!!!!
Khalid: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
FA: *takes out another Nutella* I GOT MORE. *runs out of room*
Khalid: *runs after le wife*
Dram: I think she loves Nutella more than she loves Khalid.
Me: I think she loves Nutella more than she loves herself.
Demon: *eats cheese* not my problem.
Me: Can I have some cheese?
Demon: nO, THE CHEESE IS MINE. YOU TRY TO TOUCH IT, I'LL TELL MIKA TO KILL YOU.
Me: Fine, don't give me your cheese. I'll get my revenge. . .
Demon: .-. *eats cheese*
Dram: Just eat your bread.
Me: Damien threw it all away. He said I had to eat more healthy. He also said I was gonna get over weight.
Dram: So he said you're gonna get fat.
FA: *walks back in* Kill him. A man that would throw away your food, is no man. *hugs Nutella*
Dram: Pro Tip
Demon: That was very deep.
Candy: BHAHAHAHAHA. DEEEEEEEEP, OH SO DEEEEEEP.
Demon: So gross.
Candy: You didn't say that when Mika got you pregnant.
Demon: . . .I. . .*quietly eats cheese*
FA: So, what you gonna do about Damien?
Me: I could kill him, but I don't think they would give me enough bread in jail.
Dram: Then talk to him. And if he calls you fat again, then shove a loaf of bread up his ass.
Candy: Or use a sandpaper dildo. *takes out le dildo*
Demon: why do you have that?
Candy: Revenge, sweet, sweet revenge.
FA: . . .I didn't even know people sold these kinds of things.
Candy: They don't. I made this myself *smiles proudly*
Me: *takes dildo* see ye guys later *leaves*
~~~~~~~~~*le time skip*~~~~~~~~
Me: *comes back*
FA: What happened?
Me: He apologized for throwing away my bread and calling me fat.
Candy: Where's my dildo?
Me: oh yeah, about that. . .I kinda accidently shoved it up this other guys ass and. . .it got stuck. . .
Candy: . . .
Me: It's waaaaaaay in there. Like you cant see it.
Demon: Who was this guy.
Me: I don't know. All I know is that he's a Donald Trump supporter.
Dram: You did good
FA: Is he dead
Me: Maybe
Candy: Eh, I got about twenty more of those
Dram: Good to know
Me: Can I have some cheese?
Demon: MIKAAAAAA, BREAD KEEPS ON WANTING SOME OF MY CHEESE.
Mika: *enters le room* Bread, stop bothering my wife
Me: I'll stop when she gives me some cheese.
Mika: *puts fists up*
Me: *takes out mega strong loaf of bread* fight me bitch
Mika: wait, I can't hit a female. That's wrong, yo.
Demon: BUT SHE WANTS TO TAKE MY CHEEEEEEESE.
Mika: Sorry, I am a gentleman. *leaves*
Me: hAH
Dram: Get rekt
Me: *takes le cheese*
Me: *eats cheese*
Dram: *drinks cheese*
FA: *grates cheese*
Candy: *takes bath in cheese*
Dram: *spreads cheese all over us*
Me: *licks cheese off*
Demon: *crys*
Mika: *enters* MY WIFE, PLEASE DON'T CRI. *hugs le wife*
Demon: *still cri*
Mika: *hands le wife more cheese* Come on, let's go to Cheese World.
Demon: OH DEAR LORD, YISSSSSSSS. BYEEEEEEE. *leaves with le husband*
Candy: .-.
Me: oh okeh
Damien: *enters* Hello wife, hello frie-. . .why are you all covered in cheese. And why is my wife covered in her saliva.
Me: uh. . .
Candy: Bread, you shouldn't have licked the cheese off yourself. Damien could've done that for you.
Me: . . .
Damien: Thats a good idea
Dram: Eww, you guys better not get all dirty here
FA: Yea, dat gross as fuCK
Me: Aren't you suppose to be taking care of the kids?
Damien: I brought them with me. FATIMA, GEORGE, GET IN HERE.
Kids: *get in there* waht
Damien: say hi to ye mum
Fatima: Hey, mum
Gearge: Sup,
Me: Have you fed them their daily bread yet?
Damien: Nu
Me: *hands each child some bread* here you go my little babies
George: I'm not a baby
Me: If I say you're my baby, you're my baby.
Kids: ._.
Kids: We'll be in the car *leaves*
Me: I love you too
Dram: Your kids are acting like teenagers
Me: I raised them well
Dram: If you say so
Fa: I want more cheese
Dram: Saem
Candy: Me too
Me: Lets go buy some.
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Well, that was bad.
Either way I tried my best.
ಠ___ಠ
~Bread
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