Chase, you're in this again. Sorry man. AND DACE4LIFE! Reply to this if you agree ;)
Me: *sigh* I hate you Demon so fucking much
Demon: *eats cheese* Whatever. I'm bored
Dram: YOU'RE BORED AT MY SECOND WEDDING!? *gasp*
Demon: I was bored at your first wedding as well.
Dram: Biiiiiiitch.
Mika: DON'T CALL MY WIFE A BITCH, EMOCOCKSUCKER!
Candy: For the first time, I have no words.....
Dram: Fuck, he read the lung fic.
Me: *visibly shivers* Fuck that shit. Demon, what happened to Chase?
Demon: *cries* He's in the hospital. FUCK U MIKA!
Mika: You mean fuck me *winks*
Demon: *takes on pan*
Mika: *growls* *takes pan away*
Demon: *pouts*
Chase: I'M HERE YA'LL!
Demon: *gasps* I can't believe you're with........HER!
Chase: *Toothy grin* This is my friend, Charlotte.
Charlotte: *flips pink hair* I'm awesome, like, all guys want me, cuz they can't get enough.
Me: *rolls eyes* I'd call you a slut, but that'd be a disgrace to fuckboys.
Charlotte: *places hand over heart* Bitch what? I'll have you know my father is a billionaire, and can kill you in an instant.
Me: *snorts* I bet you fucked your father, Bitchlotte.
Charlotte: *huffs* I didn't fuck my father. I fucked my brother.
Dram:........ew........
Bread: YOU NEED JESUS!
Pizza: *drops pizza* *cries*
Candy: A bitch is always a bitch at heart. Bitchlotte, you ain't a bitch at heart. Cuz I'm a bitch, and I'm still nice.
Demon: *tries to jump Charlotte*
Mika: *holds Demon back*
Chase: *clears throat* Well this is awkward.......
Khalid: *steps out of bedroom shirtless*
Charlotte: *eyes him* *licks lips*
Me: *scoffs* Bitchlotte, his eyes are up there *snaps fingers in her face*
Charlotte: *smirks* *walks away*
Demon: *hugs Chase* I THOUGHT YOU DIED! *cries* *eats cheese*
Chase: I'll never leave you, *looks at Mika* I apologized to Mika.
Me: BUT YOU DIDN'T APOLOGIZE TO ME, ASSHOLE!
Chase: I only apologize to Demon *kisses her cheek
Me: THE SHIPS HAVE SAILED! DACE FOR LIFE!!!!!!
Mika: *growls* MINE! *snatches Demon from Chase, and hugs her* *growls at Chase*
Khalid: *I need to go to the bathroom*
Charlotte: *giggles*
Khalid: *finds Charlotte in her undergarments*
Khalid: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Charlotte: Come here *coos*
Khalid: Fuck no.
Me: *runs into bathroom* *gasps* *starts to cry* FUCK YOU, KHALID!
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