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IT WAS ALL A DREAM! ~heihei77

We're in high school now. We're not married, but Demon has Mika, and Dram as Chris. The rest of us are single, and still weird. Poor Chase. I'll go easy on you XD.

Demon: *screams* WHAT THE FLYING CHEESE!? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! DON'T DIE! 

Dram: *sighs* Bread, hand me the cheese. She's going crazy again.

Mika: *runs into room* DEMON! I GOT YOU BABY! *hugs her tight*

Demon: *wakes up* I JUST HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM!

Bread: *sighs* Oh, sweet Lord. JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!

Candy: *takes out camera* I'm ready, bitches.

Chase: Meh *eats chips*

Pizza: *takes out pizza* *eats*

Me: *takes out tub of Nutella* *eats*

Demon: *glares at Chase* Well, we were all married, Candy got punished by her husband A-

Candy: *drops camera* *takes out phone* OMFG! WAS HE HOT?! TELL ME HIS NAME! I'LL GO FOLLOW HIS INSTAGRAM NOW!

Dram: Well then...

Chris: Dram! You promised me to do a nude modeling when everyone was asleep!

Dram: EW! I NEVER SAID THAT!

Chris: *whines* I NEED A RELEASE! 

Dram: *snaps fingers* NOT MY PROBLEM, BITCH!

Chris: *locks himself in bathroom* *tries to keep quiet*

Demon: What is he doing in there?

Dram: Nothing.....

Bread: *clears throat* 

Pizza: Idk........*cough cough*

Candy: *continues recording*

Me: HE'S JACKING HIMSELF OFF! 

Demon:..........

Mika: YOU FUCKING BITCH! *jumps on me* *slaps me*

Me: GET OFF OF ME, YOU GRUMPY OLD MAN! *knees him in the balls*

Chase: Ouch....would hate to be him.

Charlotte: *smirks at everything* *twirls hair around her fingers* Mika, can you rub my shoulders? *bats her eyelashes*

Me: *sighs* 

Demon: Touch her, and I'll break up with you, and kiss Chase right this instant.

Chase: *face heats up*

Mika: We all know you won't do that. Mostly because my lips taste like candy

Demon: Anyways, we were all married. Chase got killed, and Charlotte fucked her brother-

Charlotte: *scoffs* I had a threesome with my Daddy, and brother

Dram:.....O.o

Bread: *takes out jug of Holy water* DRINK THIS! YOU NEED IT!

Pizza: *soda runs from her nose*

Candy: Well then......ASTAFRALLAH!

Me: *takes out Quran* *reads surat Al-Fatiha* *begs for forgiveness*

Demon: This is one of the many reasons why I don't like you.

Charlotte: Oh, then my Mom  joined and made it a foursome. *sigh* They made me come over 17 times

Dram:...........

Bread: *takes out Bible* Honey, read this, and consider going to Church with us on Sunday.