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IJustWantSomeBread

Well, my turn.

So my full name is, Marisol youain'tgettinmylastname.

Does my last name even count as last?

I only have two.

I HAVE NO FATHER :-D

He was a dickhead

Feeding me cheese and crackers for dinner, bitch I dont think so.

Call meh Bread.

There is no such thing as too much bread. I'm talking about the food and me.

Anyways, after this bio I have no clue what to actually do here.

I only know Fatima. Only fren in spam team.

I wanna have more frens. Stop being so lonely, Marisol.

Umm, I'm also Latina.

And hate Donald Trump.

I'd tell him to kiss my ass but I ain't want him kissing me.

I really wish that asshole could get his head out of his ass.

Phan is real.

If you don't believe in Phan, I will be very disappointed in you.

Like, shame on your cow.

I ship a bunch of people/things. It's become a real problem.

If I see two people holding hands, I will just out loud say "I ship it"

If I see two cats sleeeping together, I'll say "I ship it."

If I see two rock's together, I'll say "I ship it".

So. . . . . . . . . . . .that's it I guess.

Oh wait.

I have something for you child.

A picture of Phil being cute (like always)

One last thing.

Don't be a butthole.

The snack that smiles back, gOLDFISH.

*eats bread* *leaves*