Bri's Wedding ~heihei77

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bribriforever15 you wanted this ;)


Me: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Bri: YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!

Dram: Who the fuck are you?!

Candy: Yeaaa, Ali was supposed to give me a full body massage, and instead I'm here *rolls eyes*

Demon: As long as there's cheese, I'm staying

Pizza: *laughs* Pizza is better than cheese

Demon: Bitch, what?!

Pizza: PIZZA IS BETTER!

Demon: *snaps fingers* Shut the hell up. YOU NEED CHEESE TO MAKE THE PIZZA! AND CHEESE IS BETTER!

Pizza: Biiiiiiiiiiitch, fuck no! PIZZA IS BETTER!

Demon: CHEESE!

Candy: GUY! WE ALL KNOW NUTELLA IS BETTER!

Me: Bitch, what? Nutella is MY thing!

Candy: *winks* Not anymore, habibti!

Bri: GUYS! 

Bread: What the fuck am I doing here?! FA! YOU PROMISED ME BREAD! *silently eats cheeese*

Demon: *attacks Bread* *takes cheese* HA!

Me: Guys, shut the hell up, please. I'm not getting any younger

Dram: *snorts* You're right about that

Me: *glares at Dram* Do you want me to tell them how old you are?! 

Dram: You wouldn't

Me: *smirks* Watch me

Demon: *shrugs* *pulls out another block of cheese* This is good

Me: DRAM IS-

Bri: GUYS! MARK IS COMING! *squeals*

*Arab music starts playing*

Dram:.........

Bread:.......This is what you were singing when we video called.......

Pizza: Tf is this.........?

Bri: FA........Where's the 5SOS music...........?

Demon: *doesn't care* I'm bored

Candy: *starts dancing* THIS IS MY SHIT!

Bri: *presses button* *5SOS music starts playing*

Candy: THIS IS MY BIGGER SHIT! *thinks about what she said* BAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHH!

Dram: You guys don't know music *snaps fingers*

Bread: YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MOM DIDN'T HEAR YOU CUSS!

Dram: IDC! I'M A LEGAL ADULT, AND MATURE! I CAME HERE!

Candy: *snickers* CAME! BAHHHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! OR DID YOU SQUIRT!!

Me: So dirty minded

Demon: Fuck this shit, I'm fucking out. SEE YA LATER BITCHES! *turns* *runs into Mika's chest*

Mika:*growls* *wraps hand around Demon* DON'T TEACH MY BABY TO BE DIRTY-MINDED! AND YOU NEED A PUNISHMENT!

Demon: *pales* *Blushes*

Me: *rolls eyes* You remind me of Grey 

Mika: WHO THE FUCK IS GREY?! DEMON!? HAVE YOU MET SOMEONE NAMED GREY?! *growls* I'LL GO GET MY GUN!

Me: Calm yo tits, man. He's a fucking book character!

Mika: SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE DEMON CUSS! *cracks knuckles* You're going to get it tonight

Candy: *snorts* Demon is the only one that gets your D, lmao

Mika: *drags Demon away* YOU CRAZY FUCKERS WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!

THREE HOURS LATER

Demon: *limps to seat next to Dram* I'm back. He didn't give me cheese! *pouts*

Me: *Hands Demon cheese* *smirks*

Dram: EW! YOU SMELL LIKE SE-

Demon: *smacks Dram with pan* DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!

Candy: *smirks* Semen 

Demon: *growls*

Pizza: Meh *eats pizza*

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THAT WAS THAT!

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