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Me: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Bri: YAAAAAAS!!!!!!!
Dram: Who the fuck are you?!
Candy: Yeaaa, Ali was supposed to give me a full body massage, and instead I'm here *rolls eyes*
Demon: As long as there's cheese, I'm staying
Pizza: *laughs* Pizza is better than cheese
Demon: Bitch, what?!
Pizza: PIZZA IS BETTER!
Demon: *snaps fingers* Shut the hell up. YOU NEED CHEESE TO MAKE THE PIZZA! AND CHEESE IS BETTER!
Pizza: Biiiiiiiiiiitch, fuck no! PIZZA IS BETTER!
Demon: CHEESE!
Candy: GUY! WE ALL KNOW NUTELLA IS BETTER!
Me: Bitch, what? Nutella is MY thing!
Candy: *winks* Not anymore, habibti!
Bri: GUYS!
Bread: What the fuck am I doing here?! FA! YOU PROMISED ME BREAD! *silently eats cheeese*
Demon: *attacks Bread* *takes cheese* HA!
Me: Guys, shut the hell up, please. I'm not getting any younger
Dram: *snorts* You're right about that
Me: *glares at Dram* Do you want me to tell them how old you are?!
Dram: You wouldn't
Me: *smirks* Watch me
Demon: *shrugs* *pulls out another block of cheese* This is good
Me: DRAM IS-
Bri: GUYS! MARK IS COMING! *squeals*
*Arab music starts playing*
Dram:.........
Bread:.......This is what you were singing when we video called.......
Pizza: Tf is this.........?
Bri: FA........Where's the 5SOS music...........?
Demon: *doesn't care* I'm bored
Candy: *starts dancing* THIS IS MY SHIT!
Bri: *presses button* *5SOS music starts playing*
Candy: THIS IS MY BIGGER SHIT! *thinks about what she said* BAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHH!
Dram: You guys don't know music *snaps fingers*
Bread: YOU'RE LUCKY YOUR MOM DIDN'T HEAR YOU CUSS!
Dram: IDC! I'M A LEGAL ADULT, AND MATURE! I CAME HERE!
Candy: *snickers* CAME! BAHHHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! OR DID YOU SQUIRT!!
Me: So dirty minded
Demon: Fuck this shit, I'm fucking out. SEE YA LATER BITCHES! *turns* *runs into Mika's chest*
Mika:*growls* *wraps hand around Demon* DON'T TEACH MY BABY TO BE DIRTY-MINDED! AND YOU NEED A PUNISHMENT!
Demon: *pales* *Blushes*
Me: *rolls eyes* You remind me of Grey
Mika: WHO THE FUCK IS GREY?! DEMON!? HAVE YOU MET SOMEONE NAMED GREY?! *growls* I'LL GO GET MY GUN!
Me: Calm yo tits, man. He's a fucking book character!
Mika: SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE DEMON CUSS! *cracks knuckles* You're going to get it tonight
Candy: *snorts* Demon is the only one that gets your D, lmao
Mika: *drags Demon away* YOU CRAZY FUCKERS WILL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!
THREE HOURS LATER
Demon: *limps to seat next to Dram* I'm back. He didn't give me cheese! *pouts*
Me: *Hands Demon cheese* *smirks*
Dram: EW! YOU SMELL LIKE SE-
Demon: *smacks Dram with pan* DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!
Candy: *smirks* Semen
Demon: *growls*
Pizza: Meh *eats pizza*
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THAT WAS THAT!
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