Cat Puns // YoonMin

XXVIII

SUGAFREE: jimin
SUGAFREE: i'll explain
SUGAFREE: im done lying
SUGAFREE: please
SUGAFREE: ill tell u everything i promise

jimchim: everything???
jimchim: you lied about more things then?
SUGAFREE: kinda???
SUGAFREE: its complicated
SUGAFREE: but i will explain everything
SUGAFREE: promise
jimchim: okay
jimchim: go ahead

SUGAFREE: okay how should i do this
SUGAFREE: im nervous
SUGAFREE: shit
jimchim: its okay
jimchim: take your time
SUGAFREE: okay

SUGAFREE: seokjin does not have a boyfriend
jimchim: yes i know this already
jimchim: tell me why you lied about it
SUGAFREE: yes yes
SUGAFREE: patience my son
jimchim: im not your son
SUGAFREE: fine

SUGAFREE: okay listen
SUGAFREE: i lied because i was jealous
SUGAFREE: oOPS
jimchim: jealous?
jimchim: of me??
SUGAFREE: no you dumb coconut
SUGAFREE: jealous of seokjin
SUGAFREE: idiot

jimchim: why???
SUGAFREE: omg ur dumb as fuck
jimchim: rude

SUGAFREE: pls dont make me say it
jimchim: say what?
SUGAFREE: plEASE
jimchim: tell me
SUGAFREE: shit
SUGAFREE: fine
SUGAFREE: here goes nothing

SUGAFREE: i dont want u to have a stupid crush on seokjin ok
SUGAFREE: i dont want u to go on stupid dates with seokjin
SUGAFREE: i dont even want u to play stupid videogames with seokjin
SUGAFREE: because i want u to play stupid videogames with me
SUGAFREE: i want u to go on stupid dates with me
SUGAFREE: and i want u to have a stupid crush on mE 
SUGAFREE: ok
SUGAFREE: jesus
SUGAFREE: never make me say that again
SUGAFREE: brb gotta puke

jimchim: ???????????????
jimchim: WHAT
SUGAFREE: .... yes
SUGAFREE: sweg
jimchim: wAIT WHAT
SUGAFREE: .........gotta blast

jimchim: NO DONT YOU DARE LEAV E
jimchim: YOU STILL NEED TO TELL ME
jimchim: WHAT ELSE YOU LIED ABOUT FIRST O K
SUGAFREE: shit
SUGAFREE: its not really lying ok
SUGAFREE: its more like
SUGAFREE: keeping a secret
SUGAFREE: a big secret

jimchim: tELL ME
SUGAFREE: wellllllllll
SUGAFREE: shit
SUGAFREE: i kinda know you??
jimchim: what does that mea n ?? ??? ?
SUGAFREE: we have met
SUGAFREE: like irl
jimchim: we have??? ?
jimchim: well that explains how you know where i live

SUGAFREE: yeeeeeeeeah about that
SUGAFREE: i kinda stalked ur roommate to ur dorm oops
jimchim: I KNEW IT
jimchim: YOURE A STALKER
jimchim: WAIT YOU KNOW TAEHYUNG?
jimchim: hoW THE FUCK
jimchim: WHO AR E YOU???
jimchim: IF THIS IS ACTUALLY KOOKIE I WILL MURDER YOU
SUGAFREE: what the fuck
SUGAFREE: not this again
SUGAFREE: i am no cookie ok
jimchim: who are you then?????
jimchim: tell me pleaseeeeee :(

SUGAFREE: look
SUGAFREE: i really want to tell u
SUGAFREE: like really
SUGAFREE: but idk if i can
jimchim: why not??
SUGAFREE: because
jimchim: aw are you too shy
SUGAFREE: no u dumb shit
SUGAFREE: i

SUGAFREE: ye ok i think im too shy
SUGAFREE: fuck
jimchim: cute (^o^)
jimchim: i wont be angry i promise

SUGAFREE: why not
SUGAFREE: u should be angry at me
SUGAFREE: this whole time i knew who u are
SUGAFREE: and u didnt even know my name
jimchim: i still dont know your name*
SUGAFREE: right

SUGAFREE: what do i do
jimchim: just tell me your name??
SUGAFREE: i cant its too awkwaRD

jimchim: okay fine
jimchim: why dont we just
jimchim: arrange a time and a place
jimchim: and we'll meet up
jimchim: irl
jimchim: so you dont need to tell me via kik
jimchim: you can just tell me in person!
SUGAFREE: tHATS EVEN WORSE JIMIN TF

jimchim: too bad
jimchim: you got yourself into this mess
jimchim: this is how you can fix it
jimchim: tomorrow??
SUGAFREE: WAIT NO JIMIN PLEASE

jimchim: cool
jimchim: tomorrow it is
jimchim: i'll meet you at the park??
jimchim: by the lake?
jimchim: 2pm?
jimchim: we could go see a movie or something?
SUGAFREE: JIMIN STOP

jimchim: okay it's a date!
jimchim: see you tomorrow hyung, don't be late!!
jimchim: <33333
SUGAFREE: this bitch istg

jimchim has logged off!

--

A/N: THE END IS NEARING, I REPEAT THE END IS NEARING

The artwork was done by kafrit & KatjaMuffin.
Thank you for the lovely drawing, I appreciate it!