Cat Puns // YoonMin

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~ Beep beep ~

Yoongi groaned as the annoying vibrations of his phone woke him up. He glanced up at the small clock above his desk, who the hell was texting him at 4 in the fucking morning?

He squinted as the bright light of his phone screen lit up his small dorm room.

New message! 

From: Unknown number
hey kookie! lets hang tomorrow?

Kookie? What? Who the fuck named their kid 'Kookie'? 

To: Unknown number
who dis

From: Unknown number
It me!

*attached image* 

Yoongi looked at the photo of the cute brown-haired boy that was now displayed on his phone. He had a slight tan and judging from his chubby cheeks he probably was a few years younger than himself. After staring at the image longer than he would've liked to admit, Yoongi decided he was sure he had never met this kid before.  

To: Unknown number
i think you got the wrong number m8

From: Unknown number
is this Jungkook? 

To: Unknown number
nah

From: Unknown number  
...r u sure?

To: Unknown number 
yeh 

From: Unknown number  
... like... how sure?

To: Unknown number 
very. shouldn't you be asleep? it's 4AM

From: Unknown number  
sleep is for the weak

To: Unknown number
i see

From: Unknown number  
anywaysssss lets hang out tomorrow??

To: Unknown number 
this is not jungkook 

From: Unknown number  
y u always lyinnnnn

To: Unknown number 
i aint lyin son

From: Unknown number 
kookie pls

To: Unknown number
you got the wrong number, please leave me alone

From: Unknown number 
kookie y r you playing hard to get :(

To: Unknown number 
I am nto kookie omg go away

From: Unknown number 
Kookieeeeeeee :((

From: Unknown number
ok ok, what if i send you a picture of my abs ;)

To: Unknown number
what the fuck dude

To: Unknown number 
wait, you have abs???

From: Unknown number 
;)

To: Unknown number
you look like youre 12 why do you have abs

From: Unknown number
i am not 12!!! :((

To: Unknown number
goodnight, kid.

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A/N: so...

I haven't written anything in like 2 years lmao oops