jimchim: hey ajusshi
jimchim: what do you call a pile of kittens?
jimchim: ...
jimchim: a meowtain
SUGAFREE: jimin
jimchim: yes? (^o^)
SUGAFREE: shut the fuck up
jimchim: what did the alien say to the cat?
jimchim: take me to your litter
SUGAFREE: ...
jimchim: get it?
jimchim: because leader, litter
jimchim: its funny
SUGAFREE: that was terrible
jimchim: oh hey, this cat joke reminds me of you!
SUGAFREE: jesus
jimchim: what does a cat do when it gets mad?
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
SUGAFREE: what
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
SUGAFREE: goddamnit
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...
SUGAFREE: aiSH STOP SPAMMING ME AND TELL ME ALREADY
jimchim: it has a hissy fit
jimchim: did you get it????
SUGAFREE: yes i got it
jimchim: can you see why it reminds me of you??
SUGAFREE: its a no from me
jimchim: :((
jimchim: ok hold on
jimchim: why did the cat run from the tree?
SUGAFREE: idk
jimchim: bc it was afraid of the bark! HA!
SUGAFREE: wtf that was not even a cat pun
SUGAFREE: that was a tree pun
SUGAFREE: 0/10
jimchim: bark... dog...
SUGAFREE: o
SUGAFREE: nvm
SUGAFREE: 1/10
jimchim: oh wait a sec, my kitten is having trouble watching her movie
SUGAFREE: ???
jimchim: nevermind,
jimchim: turns out she just had it on PAWS
Yoongi snorted out loud, earning a few confused looks from the students around him. Luckily his teacher didn't notice and kept brabbeling on about boring math equations, stuff that Yoongi didn't care about anyways.
SUGAFREE: i just snorted in class wt f
SUGAFREE: people looked at me like i was crazy and its ur fault
jimchim: really???
SUGAFREE: ur ruining my rep
SUGAFREE: dipshit
jimchim: wait
jimchim: youre in class?
jimchim: you still go to school?
SUGAFREE: college
jimchim: nice
jimchim: wait what if ur lying
SUGAFREE: why would i lie about going to college
jimchim: to make yourself look younger
jimchim: bc youre actually a 60yr old pervert
SUGAFREE: oh please
jimchim: show me a picture
SUGAFREE: weve been over this
SUGAFREE: no
jimchim: not of yourself idiot
jimchim: show me a picture of ur classroom
jimchim: wait
jimchim: maybe not
jimchim: i dont want you getting in trouble
jimchim: show me a picture of ur dorm room instead
SUGAFREE: it just looks like a normal room
SUGAFREE: that wont prove shit
jimchim: it will, dorm rooms all look the same
SUGAFREE: no they dont
jimchim: they do
jimchim: please
SUGAFREE: wtf no
SUGAFREE: thats creepy af
jimchim: if u send me a picture of your dorm i promise ill stop asking for you to send me a selfie
SUGAFREE: ...
SUGAFREE: ok deal
jimchim: ??? that was easier than expected
SUGAFREE: shut up before i change my mind
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A/N: finally some cat puns, hell yes
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Cat Puns // YoonMin
Fanfiction"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W: strong language and lots of fluff
