Cat Puns // YoonMin

XIII

jimchim: *attached image*
jimchim: i told you
jimchim: hes cute (=^_^=)

Yoongi almost had a heart attack. The photo Jimin had sent him was a photo of... Yoongi. He was sat in his usual place on the sofa with his laptop on his lap and headphones in his ears. He cringed at how grumpy he looked in the photo. Yep, he was definitely one of the poor souls who suffered from the 'resting bitch face syndrome'. Yoongi wasn't entirely sure how he felt about this. It was creepy but at the same time, kind of flattering in a way. To his knowledge, he never really got called 'cute' before.

SUGAFREE: what the fuck jimin
SUGAFREE: you cant just take pictures of people
SUGAFREE: its creepy
jimchim: wow chill
jimchim: i just wanted to show you his face
SUGAFREE: idc just dont take photos of strangers ok
jimchim: ... okay???

jimchim: but isnt he cute tho
SUGAFREE: no
jimchim: oh come onnnnnn
jimchim: look at his grumpy lil face
jimchim: hes so cute
jimchim: like a grumpy kitten
SUGAFREE: pls stop talking
jimchim: jealous??
SUGAFREE: keep dreaming
jimchim: hey do you think i should talk to him

It was safe to say that Yoongi was full on panicking at this point. 

SUGAFREE: no
jimchim: why not
SUGAFREE: i thought u said he didnt like you
SUGAFREE: and
SUGAFREE: he looks pretty busy tbh
jimchim: idk i dont think hes that busy
jimchim: he looks kinda lonely actually
jimchim: hes not talking to anyone
jimchim: hes just on his phone the whole time
SUGAFREE: what the fuck
SUGAFREE: so are you

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

SUGAFREE: u know
SUGAFREE: bc u keep bothering ME all the time
jimchim: ok fine
jimchim: ill go and bother ghost boy instead
SUGAFREE: ghost boy? really??
jimchim: hes just sooooooo pale

jimchim: im gonna talk to him
jimchim: wish me luck fam
SUGAFREE: no
jimchim: fine
jimchim: i dont need your good luck wishes anyways
jimchim: im gonna talk to him either way

Yoongi had to do something. He had to stop this, he didn't want Jimin to talk to him. He didn't want him to figure out who he actually was.

So to avoid this, Yoongi did the only thing he was good at.

Being mean.

SUGAFREE: are u over jungkook already?
jimchim: ...
SUGAFREE: i thought he broke ur heart??
jimchim: hyung no :((
SUGAFREE: that was fast
jimchim: stop
SUGAFREE: i mean
SUGAFREE: last week u were still crying abt him
SUGAFREE: "hyung what do i do?"
SUGAFREE: "hyung why doesnt he love me?"
jimchim: please stop
SUGAFREE: "hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunggg :((((((((((("
jimchim: fuck you
SUGAFREE: now now, dont be rude jimin
jimchim: stop

SUGAFREE: why
jimchim: because
jimchim: its a sensitive topic
jimchim: it still hurts
jimchim: so please
jimchim: please stop
SUGAFREE: sorry jimin
SUGAFREE: you cant always get what you want.

jimchim: hyung please
jimchim: you are acting like a child
SUGAFREE: oh I am acting like a child??
SUGAFREE: thats very hypocritical of you
SUGAFREE: considering thats all you do when youre talking to me.
SUGAFREE: whining about stupid shit no one gives a fuck about
SUGAFREE: idc if u cant eat candy bc of your stupid diet
SUGAFREE: idc about how boring ur classes are
jimchim: stop
SUGAFREE: idc that ur dance instructor doesnt like you
SUGAFREE: u cant always get what u want
SUGAFREE: not everything is about you jimin

jimchim: hyung stop
SUGAFREE: no
SUGAFREE: im not done yet
SUGAFREE: i dont care about ur stupid fucking friends
jimchim: shut up
jimchim: plesae
SUGAFREE: and i most certainly dont give a shit about ur dumb crushes
SUGAFREE: jungkook doesnt like you
SUGAFREE: he likes ur best friend
SUGAFREE: and you need to accept that
SUGAFREE: and grow the fuck up
SUGAFREE: youre not a baby anymore
jimchim: shut
jimchim: up
SUGAFREE: dont tell me to shut up
SUGAFREE: you never shut up when i ask
SUGAFREE: so why the hell should i

Yoongi finally looked up from his phone when he heard a deep, loud voice say "Jimin, are you okay?"
He wasn't okay. He was a mess. His eyes were puffy and red. He was sniffeling loudly, wiping his nose with his sleeve. He tried to shove Taehyung away, who was now trying to forcefully hug the boy. When he finally managed to push the orange haired kid off, he stood up and stormed out the door. As soon as he left Yoongi could hear the whispers of the other students. 

"What happened?" Hoseok asked as he came and sat next to Yoongi.

"How should I know?" Yoongi just shrugged before closing his laptop.

jimchim: you're an asshole.
jimchim: you know that?
SUGAFREE: i dont care
SUGAFREE: it had to be said
SUGAFREE: dont cry jimin
SUGAFREE: youre a big boy
jimchim: fuck you.

jimchim has logged off!

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A/N: SAVAGE YOONGI MAKES A COMEBACK IM SORRY

Normally I update on Saturdays but because I need to work for school this weekend I decided to update today instead, I hope thats okay! And I hope you enjoyed this chapter, finally some drama is happening!! Yay! Thanks for reading!