Cat Puns // YoonMin

XXVI

SUGAFREE: jmin
SUGAFREE: r u wake
SUGAFREE: helllooo
SUGAFREE: jidmchom

jimchim: yes???
jimchim: hyung are you okay??
SUGAFREE: yhe um fnie
jimchim: ??
SUGAFREE: i need ttell u somtign
jimchim: ok???

SUGAFREE: im soryry
jimchim: for what?
SUGAFREE: everthign

jimchim: are you drunk??
SUGAFREE: ye
jimchim: hyung, where are you?
SUGAFREE: lsiten to em jimcin
SUGAFREE: i leid to u

jimchim: you lied to me??
SUGAFREE: ya
jimchim: about what?
SUGAFREE: abtou soekjujn
SUGAFREE: i lied im sroyr jminie
SUGAFREE: chimcim
SUGAFREE: imm rleay soyrr

jimchim: hyung
jimchim: i think you should go to bed
SUGAFREE: r u muy mothter
SUGAFREE: i dont thki so
jimchim: its late
jimchim: i need to sleep
SUGAFREE: no
SUGAFREE: jmichim stay
SUGAFREE: lets takl

jimchim: you cant even type properly
jimchim: we can talk tomorrow when youre sober
SUGAFREE: chimin no
jimchim: good night hyung

jimchim has logged off!

***

The next morning Yoongi woke up with a throbbing headache, he was sure his head was going to explode. He tried to open his eyes but immediately shut them again as the room was too bright, making his headache worse.

Well shit, this was going to be a long day.

When he slowly but surely started getting used to the light he sat up in his bed, a wave of nausea crashing over him. The pain in his head became more prominent, unbearable almost. He looked around to take in his bearings. He was in his own dorm room, although he didn't remember coming back here. His roommate was nowhere to be found, not that Yoongi cared that much. He'd probably laugh at him and right now Yoongi was not in the mood to deal with that stupid old-lady laugh of his.

After scanning the room, he was ready to lie down and fall asleep again but before he could, he found a glass of water and an aspirin on his nightstand paired with a little note.

"you seemed pretty drunk last night, so i left these for you!

Don't do stupid things! - Your friendly roommate/mom Seokjin"

Yoongi huffed at the note but thankfully took the aspirin. He didn't realize how dry his mouth was until he started drinking the water.

He didn't really remember most of last night. He only remembered that he wasn't feeling great, so Hoseok offered to go out to some stupid frat party to get drunk, and Yoongi complied because really, what did he have to lose? It's not like he was doing anything of importance anyways.

He grabbed his phone, wanting to thank Seokjin for the aspirin but saw his kik messages were opened. He read through the conversation him and Jimin had last night and he started feeling really hot all of a sudden. He glanced back at Seokjin's note.

"Don't do stupid things!"

Oops, too late.

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A/N: o shit waddup

(Sorry for the late update)