SoMa: A Collection Of Oneshots

The Secret

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This was originally a 2-shot of mine, but since it was so short I decided to stick it in here. For those of you who haven't read it, enjoy!~Lynn

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"Bye, Soul!" I yelled, shutting the door behind me. For the past year I've been going on "dates". As if.

I was doing something much more fun.

I was a singer at Paper Moon, the local tavern. I didn't want to tell Soul. Like, ever. Who knows how he would respond to the fact 1. I'm not "tiny tits" anymore and 2. A violent and shy bookworm was up on stage in a tavern singing?

I shrugged off my thoughts and headed into the tavern, smiling. I waved and blew kisses and signed autographs, before stepping onto the stage in my little red dress and tights. It was December, meaning I had to wear red. I loved red. It was the color of Soul's eyes.

Not that I liked him. No way!

I grabbed the microphone. "Hey guys! I'm back! did you miss me?" I said, smiling. The crowd cheered. I signaled to Sid in the back and he started the music. I swayed my hips to the beat.

"My friend's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass

He works his hands to the bone

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

na-na, Why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way ya, no way

na-na, why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

na-na, Why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way ya, no way

na-na, why don't you get a job?

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all

But hey man free rides just don't come along

every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

na-na, Why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way ya, no way

na-na, why don't you get a job?