She's Not Straight

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Kendall's POV

Instagram: Touch down London! *insert picture of Kardashian/Jenner Clan*

So my family and I just arrived. We're going to meet business related people...so that means a boring trip for me. Yay! *insert sarcasm*

We're staying in a huge villa near the beach and I asked Kylie to go for a walk with me since everyone else is tired.

Kendall: Ky, let's go for a walk?

Kylie: Nah! Let's just talk by the porch.

Kendall: Sure.

As we approach the porch I can see in my peripheral vision that my baby koala is serious about talking to me.

Kylie: So skinny Kenny, how's the modelling life?

Kendall: Same. Too much drama than our family...oh wait. Nothing compares to the Kardashia/Jenner drama! Haha! :D

Kylie: So true, Kenny boo! Can I ask you a serious question? *poker face on*

Kendall: No. *tongue out*

Kylie: Ugh! How old are you again, 4?!

Hahaha! It seems that she's fucking pissed. #MissionAccomplished

Kendall: Just go on with the question!

Kylie: Okay, how come you're not dating a guy or anyone?

Kendall: (Should I tell her?) Uhmmm...ahh you see, Ky...uhm-I ah...I'm not really into men. I'MGAYORBISEXUAL

Kylie: omfg! I'm right! Khourt and Koko are so giving me an Estee Lauder collection. Btw, I'm glad you opened up to ne. No matter what, your still our Kenny. Wait...are you gonna tell 'em?

Kendall: Who? Our family? Help me...please? *pouts*

Kylie: Sure, bitch!

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During lunch time.

Kris: Everyone, I would like to announce that we got invited to a clothing launch of the Delevingnes.

Caitlyn: OMG! I heard how sexy their collection is going to ba. I can't wait.

Kris: But ours is still better.

Kim: You tell Bruce, mom!!!

Khourtney: ha! As if Caitlyn will shut up.

And out of the blue...this happened.

Kylie: Kendall has something to say!!! So everyone shut up!

Khloe: What is it, Kenny?

Kendall: Well...uhm...you see...I don't know where to start...

Kylie: Just get on with it, bitch!

Kendall: Okay. Sheesh! Everyone I am....
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Kylie: She's fucking gay! Sorry Ken, you were too slow.

My reaction-- -_-
Everyone else's-- 0.0

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Sorry for the typos. Pleasse bear with me. I am new at this.

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