direct messages | kim mingyu

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@kimingyou: PARK

@kimingyou: ITS SOMETHING IMPORTANT

@kimingyou: HEY

@asdfghohoseok: WHAT WHY

@kimingyou: park soyeon

@kimingyou: am i right??

@asdfghohoseok: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

@kimingyou: thats your name?

@asdfghohoseok: thAT WAS IT??

@asdfghohoseok: BUT

@asdfghohoseok: hAH

@asdfghohoseok: BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME M8

@kimingyou: or was it yonseo?

@asdfghohoseok: nOT EVEN CLOSE

@asdfghohoseok: okay maybe a little teeny tiny bit  close but still nope

@kimingyou: wow how could he lie to me

@asdfghohoseok: who

@kimingyou: that guy from the ice cream parlor

@asdfghohoseok: ???

@kimingyou: i just called them

@asdfghohoseok: oh

@asdfghohoseok: makes sense

@kimingyou: aND WHO WAS THAT GUY WITH A MASK THAT YOU MET??

@kimingyou: IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND

@asdfghohoseok: no dad im single

@asdfghohoseok: and how did yOU know he was wearing mask? i never told you that

@kimingyou: i told you

@kimingyou: i called the ice cream parlor

@asdfghohoseok: how did thEY know i was the person you were talking about??

@asdfghohoseok: you dont even know my name??

@kimingyou: your last name

@asdfghohoseok: buT I DIDNT TELL THEM MY LAST NAME

@asdfghohoseok: KIM MINGYU ANSWER ME PROPERLY

@kimingyou: no i didnt

@asdfghohoseok: AM I BEING SPIED ON

@kimingyou: wait what

@asdfghohoseok: wait what

@kimingyou: oH HEY WE SAID THE SAME THING

@asdfghohoseok: ???

@asdfghohoseok: WAIT

@asdfghohoseok: DID YOU GO TO THE ICE CREAM PARLOR??

@kimingyou: no

@asdfghohoseok: minGYU

@asdfghohoseok: YOU DID GO TO THE PARLOR

@kimingyou: no i didnt

@asdfghohoseok: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW I WAS SOYEON OR YEONSEO??

@asdfghohoseok: AND HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW I MET A MASKED GUY

@kimingyou: shut up

@asdfghohoseok:

@kimingyou: dont start park

@asdfghohoseok: buT ITS NOT SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

@kimingyou: park

@asdfghohoseok: aww

@asdfghohoseok: ok lmao ill stop

@kimingyou: thanks

@asdfghohoseok: siKE

@asdfghohoseok: I BET YOU LOOK SO FLUSTERED RIGHT NOW

@asdfghohoseok: AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE IN A SHADE OF RED OR SOMETHING

@asdfghohoseok: aYE SEND ME A PIC

@kimingyou: i hate you

@asdfghohoseok: NO YOU DONT ;-))

@asdfghohoseok: ok seriously im stopping

@kimingyou: good now i have some question

@asdfghohoseok: what

@kimingyou: WHO WAS THAT GUY IN A MASK??

@kimingyou: WHY DID HE HUG YOU

@asdfghohoseok: chill dad

@asdfghohoseok: hes just a friend

@kimingyou: WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS HUG EACH OTHER

@asdfghohoseok: um every kind of friend??

@kimingyou: EVEN IF I ONLY SAW YOUR BACK YOU GUYS HUGGED FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS

@asdfghohoseok: dad hes just a friend

@kimingyou: why do you keep calling me dad tho??

@kimingyou: are you that desperate for me to be your daddy?

@asdfghohoseok: i sAID DAD NOT DADDY DONT GET UR HOPES UP FUCKBOY

@kimingyou: im just too sexy right?

@kimingyou: its okay seolyeon i understand

@asdfghohoseok: eW NO

@asdfghohoseok: WAIT

@asdfghohoseok: WHTA TEH FUKC

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okay but this sucked so much it even sucked mingyus snot istg ;-((