Fandom Gear Struggles

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by bridgetkohart

by bridgetkohart

So I can't find a specific Captain America tank top I want to wear and this is my first though, no joke:

"WHAT HYDRA BASTARD STOLE MY CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIRT?!?!?!?!?"

Then

*tears room apart to find fandom gear*

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*later*

Jareth: *poofs in his apartment*

Erik: JARETH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL NO GLITTER POOF- *sees shirt* Er, is that-?

Jareth: Our dear Britt's favorite Captain America shirt? *smirks* Why yes, it is.

Erik: .... You do know that Miss Britt tends to get violent when some one steals her fandom gear, right?

Britt: *is heard angrily yelling in the distance* I SWEAR TO ODIN, WHO EVER IS BEHIND THIS WILL BE ICED ON THE SPOT WHEN I FIND THEM!!!!!!!!

Jareth: 0.o

Erik: *sighs, shakes head, and heads back to his room* I have nothing to do with this. I'm going back to composing opera. Please do keep your screaming to a minimum when she does find you. It would be much appreciated. *closes room door*

Jareth: *poofs shirt back to Britt's laundry room*

*switch to Britt's room*

Britt: *digs through dirty clothes* WHERE THE HULK IS THIS STUPID- *finds shirt* oh. *makes annoying high pitched noises whilst jumping up and down in joy* OHMYGOSH I THOUGHT I LOST THAT SHIRT FOREVER! *gives shirt closer inspection* Wait a sec... Is that glitter?! JARETH!!!!!!!!!

Jareth: AAAAGGGGHHH! *owls out of room and takes sanctuary in Sarah's wardrobe*

Sarah: *in awe of Jareth's fear of a fangirl* *whispers to herself* I must learn Britt's ways. Maybe then Jareth will finally stop stealing my clothes......

(Sort of base off of the Girls Next Door comic on Deviant Art by [I forgot their user name]. If you like Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, Le Misérables, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rocky Horror Show, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings, you really really really REALLY need to check this series out. There is even a channel on YouTube that does a voice over for the comics. It's amazing!)