Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Hosted A Gameshow

Confessional: Adison
-"Truthfully I have no clue what I'm doing. I'm not Daredevil, I have absolutely no quality to counteract the disadvantages of my blindness. But hey, if I made it this far, then I can probably get even further, right?! Also what the hell is a Rash?"

Confessional: Michael 
-"I'm glad that the #1 fan of my story; 'Life of A Michelle' is finally here. Tempest really ought to pay close attention to my amazing moves as we go on!"

LATER 
-"Okay champs, for the next challenge we have a shooting competition-" Morris stopped once he noticed Manos was pointing the gun at himself. 
-"WAIT NO FUCK STOOOOP!" Morris called out to him. 
Fortunately, R.Ash flew down at the last moment, kicked the gun out of Manos' hand and saved him. 
-"Okay uh, I don't think I want to have this dude participate in this challenge so let's just say he's eliminated and move on." 

Confessional: Manos
-"Once again I am forced to endure yet another day in this cruel world."
Manos was then informed that the guns were paintball guns
-"Ah, I didn't know that. It seems I have once again been lied to in this cruel world. So cruel."
Manos did in fact already know that. 

LATER 
-"Now that we know for sure we won't have any… Incidents like that occurring again, we shall move on with the third challenge; a pole jumping competition! The rules are simple, you have all been given a comically long pole, you'll run until you decide to do a poll jump and whoever gets the least far loses. This is a good time to mention that there is a cliff on your track, so try to not jump so far that you fall off of it." Morris explained. 
Adison then came back from the toilet where he was doing the confessional. 
-"Aw shoot I missed the explanation, could somebody fill me in please?" He said. 
At that moment, Leo had a bright idea. 
The challenge began soon after and Adison ended up going last, after everyone had to sit through Michelle bragging for coming second behind LeBron. 
-"Alright, here goes nothing!" Adison declared as he started running, and running, and running, and running… Until he fell off the cliff. 
-"OH COME ON HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY!" Morris exclaimed. 
-"Oh no, what a travesty." Leo said knowing damn well he came in last. 
As per usual, R.Ash caught him and he lived to (not) see another day. 
Leo was sitting pridefully while everyone else was confused as to why a blind person was even allowed to compete, excluding the host who didn't know Adison had no eyes 
-"Why did he jump off the cliff? Is he stupid?" Morris asked. 
-"Meh, it's nothing." Leo brushed it off.

Confessional: Tempest 
-"I am 99% certain Leo gave him the wrong information about the competition and that's why he ran off. Matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some confessional where he praised the perpetrator!"

Confessional: Leo
-"Very tragic and sad how Adison fell off that cliff. I have a feeling that whoever inspired him to do that is a really cool person writing a great story and deserves to be paid more. Unfortunately we'll never know the identity of that real life superhero."

LATER 
-"For this next contest, you'll be swimming through this river. As per usual, the last one to get to the other side gets eliminated." 
-"Is it just me or are these challenges getting uncreative?" Tempest asked. 
-"Yeah you try coming up with diverse challenges on an island in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere." Morris retorted. 
-"Who can make a sand castle that can protect them from a volcano eruption that is very conveniently about to happen right within the island we are on." Tempest provided an actual suggestion as he was pointing at the aforementioned volcano. 
-"Uh huh, go on…" Morris encouraged Tempest. 
-"God damn it he's just trying to steal your ideas! Don't worry, my aunt can provide legal protection! You just need to give me a 500€ tax for providing the service or something and stuff." Leo said. 
Tempest then noticed it had been a whole few minutes without Michael saying something stupid, which is when that period of heaven was unfortunately broken. 
-"Hey, guys, look at how effortlessly I am doing this extremely easy - for me - challenge! Hahahahaha!" Michael yelled at them as he had already almost reached the other end of the river. 
-"Hey I never even said the contest had started-" Morris tried to say but got interrupted by Leo. 
-"Just, wait."
Michael continued swimming, so consumed by his own need to show-off that he ended up swimming to the end of the river, through the ground, into a waterfall and fell off of it. 
-"Guess he's eliminated too. Oh well, he should be safe thanks to Rash!" Tempest exclaimed. 
Michael, however, kept falling until he fell on top of a big bird, which then carried him over the volcano and threw him inside it, causing it to erupt and sending him into the ocean, where he got eaten by the megalodon. 
-"Huh… So it really is alive!" Morris remarked while staring at the megalodon. 
-"So did Rash decide to take the day off or something?" Leo asked. 
-"Her name isn't Rash, its-"
Tempest and Leo sensed that he was about to unleash an onslaught of adjectives again so they shut his mouth and threw him into the river. 

Confessional: Morris
-"I don't think the host is supposed to have a confessional but I'll take the chance to talk to you about the amazing, wonderful, fantastic" 
Morris' confessional had to be cut off due to us not having enough airtime 

LATER 
-"So because they thought it'd be a real good idea to assault the one and only manager of this whole contest, Leo and Tempest have to play a basketball match against LeBron James. Loser team gets eliminated or something." A noticeably angrier, pettier, and wetter Morris explained. 
-"He totally overreacted in my opinion." Leo said. 
-"For real." Tempest agreed. 
As expected, LeBron absolutely dominated the two of them. He is the goat of the NBA after all. So they killed him. They used a gun and shot him. There is no further joke. That's just what they did. 
-"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Morris overreacted once again. 
-"We're only two people so we can't form a mech again. Like it or not, this was the only option." Tempest explained. 
-"Yeah Morris, stop being so sensitive. Geez, kids these days." Leo told him. 
-"ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YOU MURDERED THE DUDE! AND WHY DIDN'T R.ASH DO ANYTHING TO SAVE HIM?" Morris yelled. 
Moments later, a blinding light began emitting from LeBron's corpse as he assumed the fuckass pose from that one photo of him, y'know the one. Soon after, he levitated away without changing his posture in the slightest until he could no longer be seen. 
-"How does this affect his legacy?" Tempest asked. 
-"Beating Jesus' resurrection record is a pretty impressive feat I'd say." Morris answered. 
Leo had now assumed Morris' previous position of overreacting at a totally regular event. Unfortunately for him, he was interrupted by the ad break before he could say anything. 

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One great ad segment later, Morris was ready to explain the last contest to this epic game show. 
-"Connect four."
…
-"What?" Leo and Tempest asked at the same time.
-"Connect four." Morris repeated as he pulled out a connect four board. 
-"Connect four." Morris said once again as he slammed the board game on the ground. 
Tempest and Leo understood the assignment very well. 
An intense game then began. 
-"You can't do this, just give up while you have the chance, Temperature!" 
-"I have been through unimaginable experiences, your silly mind games don't phase me, Leoman." 
The two competitors taunted each other as the first few turns flew by, move after move, piece after piece, falling down on top of one another one by one, no clear victor at any point. 
A draw. 
-"Round 2." Morris exclaimed as he pulled out yet another connect four board. 
The turns passed, the moves were made and as time started blending into itself the minutes turned into hours, until nobody could keep time of how long it had been since the first game happened. Piece after piece, draw after draw, in the end, the two opponents had played 556.893 games of connect four. Still, no winner. 
-"Hm." The two of them sighed. 
-"This has gotten boring, not gonna lie." Tempest said. 
-"True." Leo agreed. 
-"Coin flip?" Tempest suggested. 
-"Sure."
Tempest then flipped a coin, only for it to land on the perfect spot, a position none of them had even seen before on the 483.236th board. A fumble by the players, a blunder by the referee, there was one space… One and only one victorious space. The coin landed there. 
-"Huh. That's cool."
-"Yeah, gg."
Tempest and Leo said in that order. Normally, the former would be enthusiastic about his victory while the latter would be extremely upset, however, it had been so long that they forgot why they were even playing so many rounds of connect four in the first place, so they just walked away epically, so epically that they could walk on water, which is how they got back home despite the fact that R.ash and Morris had left the island by round 3, leaving his hundreds of thousands of copies of connect 4 to the other two.