Ironic Stories

Mariella intends to marry rich. Then she'll live as she chooses. But there's a problem. The crown prince isn't as blind as everyone else, especially after he sees her true self. He now notices everything, the little lies, the carefully crafted manners, the rehearsed kindness. He is indifferent, dismissive, and dangerous in ways she can't anticipate, but she needs him on her side, because one slip, one glimpse behind her mask from the court, and everything she has clawed towards will collapse. She has spent her life perfecting the art of being the sweet, proper lady no one suspects. How to appear harmless, timid, and polite. But every word, every gesture, every tear is calculated. Because, in a world of wealth, titles, and ambition, the clever survive and the careless get left behind. And she will not be left behind. ××××× "She is deceiving you, Your Majesty!" Percival insisted, dragging Mariella back to the present, ''I swear upon my honor.'' The throne room felt smaller than before as the silence after Percival's words stretched. The King's gaze softened. "Mariella has served this court with nothing but grace." Mariella sobbed harder. The sound loud in the silent room. Finral's gaze burned into her. He had not spoken or shown any indication of revealing the truth. Maybe he was still in shock from her magnificent performance but she had to be sure. So she slowly lifted her head slightly, meeting his eyes for the briefest moment. Just for a second. And winked. The smallest movement. Gone in an instant. His lips parted. Whether from shock or apathy, she couldn't tell but he still said nothing. And in his silence, the ruling fell swiftly. ××××× Written for the open novella contest 2026 prompt 16: And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul (Quote by John Muir) Interpreted in a romantic sense.

(joke/satire)

imagine this is your ironic 2011 ID fanfic but then make it anakin

It's every girl's dream. Find yourself in a wasteland after nuclear war, and find an FEV infected maniac who wants to turn everyone into a super mutant, however, this abomination had other plans with you. Enjoy reading a steamy romantic story that will send shivers down your spine. Cover art by Zelievarvar on Deviant Art.

Youngers ideals

THIS PROJECT IS ABANDONED Hello everyone. As many of you already know, the United States Of America is in shit up to it's kisser and I've made the decision within my good conscience to abruptly end the production and publication of any future chapters of this story. Without directly addressing the recent protests with ICE and other MAGA-related gobbledygook, I simply do not think it is appropriate even for a satire "homosexual novel" (im straight) artist to continue to attempt to water down a very serious and deeply saddening situation. The people depicted in this story of whom I tried to force into a gay love triangle are responsible for several war and civil crimes on foreign and its own citizens, and should not spend their time in a cutesy romantic cherry-blossoming environment, but rather either in hell or the same cell Epstein died in. Do not pay any further attention to this. - Gaf

dweam and gogy fVck

This is a very short story about a college boy, who does not believe in any superstitions, and the mysterious news about murders in a subway station, through which he travels everyday. Here, the secret unfolds...

what the title says, stupid

i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont even listen to japan.

Have fun ;)

I crack myself uppppppp

They accidentally do something wrong which leads them to a new world being a couple. Could they fulfill their vows? Or, Is their a need for them to accomplish such?

Two forbidden lovers will have one magical night in a hidden motel room.

They say karma's a mirror, but Destiny swears hers came with a punchline. When one man's double life detonates across three zip codes, four women find themselves bound not by heartbreak, but by hilarity, healing, and a shared taste for revenge served with a side of sarcasm. From Route 9 NY, Ohio to Inglewood, California, they trade tears for tequila, secrets for sisterhood, and discover that irony might just be the universe's favorite comedian. Told through Destiny's razor‑sharp wit and unapologetic commentary, Booty Irony is a dramedy of deception, friendship, and glow‑ups. It's the story of women who were supposed to fall apart, but instead built an empire out of bad decisions and better hair days. Because when life hands you betrayal, you don't cry. You contour, you clap back, and you cash in on the irony.

(bumba is in the cover omg how did he get thereeeeee) Freddy Fazbear and his 2 buddies, Bonnie and Foxy, go to Walmart because they're hungry, they mentally abuse Cash the Cashier and then send him into the abyss (Chica is too busy being r34 bait to be in this story)

A short story about a highly intelligent young woman who is enlisted into the vital job of codebreaking during World War 2.

cute boy ✨✨✨✨ ;3love fanfic for him ;)#### hesmyfavourite x)

Disclaimer : this is an ironic satiric funny FF. I put Daniel and Phil in it bc f the polling station slav squat pic Daniel put on his instagram ya know I got inspired. Also, I'm slavic too and this is just an ironic stereotype. Nothing more nothing less. Once upon a time, in the frozen land of Slavonia, there was a town called Squatville. In that town there were a lot of Adeedas shops full of Adeedas clothing. Everybody in town used to go nuts for those snazzy jackets and trousers and the fashionable style they were bringing to the cold land of Slavonia. There was a boi named Danieliskij who didn't use to posses one of those clothing pieces everybody wanted. Oh, they were so LIT no one could resist. ....

A short story about a young lady who thinks she's better than her boyfriend's family.