It was another typical Saturday and the boys were waiting for roufail outside a mini market in Paper St.
-”What in the world is taking him so long? We asked him to buy 2 bottles of water and a cola!” Leo complained.
-”Calm down dude, he’s at the checkout.” Kewmed told him.
-”After a decade, yeah.”
Roufail finally walked out, holding 6 different bottles of water and a cola. Before anyone asked him why he was holding 6 bottles of water he spoke.
-”You guys didn’t specify which water you wanted, so I bought all of them.”
-”They all taste the same, dude. Just pass me one.” Roufail tossed a bottle to Tempest.
-”Man, it feels like we've been to every mini-market in the city!” Kewmed observed.
Leo thought it through, and after a while he had an epiphany.
-”Guys, I know what we’re gonna do today!” He announced. “Buckle your coins, because we’re going shop hunting!”
-”Huh?”
-”We’re going to every mini-market in the city, just like you said, and we’re buying something from each!”
-”That sounds like a pointless waste of time and money.” Tempest pointed out. “I’m in!”
-”That’s the spirit! Anyone have any questions before we start?”
-”Yeah, uh, how will we know where every mini-market in the city will be?” Roufail asked.
-”That’s easy, friend! I know just the guy…”
EPIC TRANSITION TO A HOUSE…
Leo rang the doorbell to the second floor of an apartment building towards the outskirts of town.
-”Yeah?” came a voice from the other side of the intercom
-”Nick, it’s Leo. The time has come.”
-”Oh. What’s the passcode?” Nick asked from the other side.
-”The pass is gonna be ‘one two three’ just look.” Tempest snickered from behind, and the door opened. “Why was that the password?”
-”Because we’re hiding this from people who overthink things. Now go in, quickly!”
Everyone rushed into the house.
-”So what are we here for again?” Roufail asked Leo in the elevator.
-”We’re here for the map, me and Nick “borrowed” from scouts.”
-”Why would we use a map? We have phones dude.”
Before Leo answered. Tempest cut him off. “Because, Roufail, there's no point to these fetch quests if we don't do them in the most unconventional way possible.”
-”What he said. Anyway we’re here.”
The boys stepped out of the elevator, and Nick was waiting for them outside.
-”Quick in here!” He led them to a door and they sat down on a roundtable. Nick then pulled a map out from a drawer nearby and opened it on the table.
-”How did you guys even get this map?” Kewmed asked?
-”Well, we took advantage of the chaos to steal Roman's map when Paul's “food” turned into a sludge monster.”
YOU ARE READING
Some Weird Sitcom
HumorJoin the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Kewmed, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events.
