Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Had A Sports Fest

The score was currently 0-1 in favor of the jock mafia. Next match; baseball.
Leo was too busy chasing Lasios around with a baseball bat to look at who their opponents were, or anything else for that matter aside from caving Lasios' skull in.
-"It's insane how irrational hatred can give someone such a power boost, normally he would barely be able to lift the bat!" Tempest remarked.
The chase continued until Pavlidis, who was the referee again, decided to step in.
-"Hey you have to stop! The match has just started and you two aren't in position-" He was, however, interrupted when Leo accidentally hit him on the face with the bat.
The chase continued uninterrupted, with Leo continuing to hit everyone in the playing field BUT Lasios. In the end, they won the match due to technicality, as their opponents were all knocked out cold and so was the referee. Leo, however, continued to chase Lasios for another twenty minutes and only stopped when he passed out from exhaustion.
Current score: 0-2. Next match; Basketball.
-"What competition are you guys even talking about?" Tom asked.
-"Don't think about it too hard. Just ball." Tempest answered.
-"Come on, there has to be something in it for me." Tom said.
-"If we do well, we'll get free Piwopiwopiwo for everyone."
-"FREE PIWOPIWOPIWO?!" Tom yelled out before launching himself into the court, he then violently grabbed the ball the moment the match started and proceeded to become an absolute beast in the court, in a bad way.
Due to his excitement, Tom lost sight of his surroundings and would constantly knock over his opponents; Thoso and Micheal.
-"Man, I hate this. Not only am I forced to be outside and do tiring stuff, I'm also getting absolutely manhandled by LeBron James Jr. over here!" Thoso complained.
-"I DEMAND REFEREE ACTION!" Micheal yelled out.
The referee, however, was having a peaceful slumber in the baseball field.
-"Hey wait, where is Marmeladides brother 1?" Lasios asked upon noticing the former's absence from the court.
-"There he is!" Nikoloff pointed at the brother who had gotten stuck inside a wall by Tom during the match.
Needless to say, this was a victory. Current score was 1-2. Next match; Handball.
-"I may not like this dude, but at least he could serve as a good enough meat shield." Tempest said, referring to Makoutsadiths.
The latter was too busy globbering down some comically large amounts of food to get offended.
-"I dunno man, even if you use him as a shield you'll still have to find a way to defeat your opponents alone. This seems like a bad match for us." Leo said.
-"Who even are our opponents?" Tempest asked.
Leo looked over at the opposite side of the court, standing there were two random classmates whose names they didn't even know.
-"Just two NPCs by the looks of it." He replied.
The match began soon after, with Makoutsadiths being showered in balls in a matter of seconds. Tempest was now in a very bad position.
"Damn it, this is a 1V2 in a sport I'm not even good at. Well, not that I'm good at any sport, but whatever, I need to figure out a way to win this… Wait a minute!" Tempest was strategizing when he realized; Renie was the new referee (Pavlidis was still unconscious).
-"PERFECT!" Tempest yelled out in celebration before running over to Makoutsadiths (who was so slow he still hasn't walked out the court), grabbing him, spinning him around in his hand like a basketball, and throwing him at his opponents. He missed horrendously, but the damage made by Makoutsadiths hitting the opposing wall was so great it demolished half of the school grounds and the two opponents may or may not have died in the impact of the explosion, what's for sure is that they went missing and no one ever found them, or their bodies. We don't know.
Either way, with no one to protest the result, and because Renie is a horribly biased ref, team Tempest won.
The score was now 2-2, the next match would be a tie breaker!
-"What the hell is Dancesport?" Leo asked.
Mr.Damian then came out of nowhere and started explaining
-"I HEAR YOUR QUESTIONS WELL, YOUNG SPORT! DANCESPORT IS A SPORT THE RULES OF WHICH I DO NOT KNOW! SO I'LL JUST MAKE THEM UP ON THE SPOT RIGHT NOW! THE TWO TEAMS WILL HAVE A DANCE COMPETITION, AND THE REFEREE WILL ACT AS THE JUDGE! WHICHEVER TEAM GETS THE HIGHER SCORE WINS!"
-"Uh… Okay. I guess." The confused Leo said before Mister Damian returned to the shadows.
A few minutes later, the school building was repaired with the help of a person called Plote D. Vice. And so, the match was ready to begin.
-"Wait, what the hell?!" Leo yelled out in astonishment upon looking at the opposing duo; Mister Damian and a child!
-"THIS IS MY SON! HIS NAME IS MISTER DAMIAN JR. THE TWO OF US WILL BE COMPETING!" Mister Damian explained.
-"Now it all makes sense! This entire sports fest was just an opportunity for this dude to fuel his ego! I bet he's been doing this to the other matches that were going on at the same time as ours!" Tempest exclaimed.
Unfortunately, the referee was a very angry Pavlidis who had just regained his consciousness a few minutes ago, so there is no way he'd call out this clearly unfair matchup.
-"Ah damn it, I can't believe I've been paired with the dude who left me to die!" Garlic complained.
-"Shut up." Riox whispered.
Garlic was taken aback by Riox's current form. He was standing up perfectly still and looking up, with a completely faded look on his eyes.
Garlic then realized what was going on! Riox needed to commit some crimes, urgently. It was like an addiction, and he was experiencing withdrawal symptoms after a long day of being a lawful citizen. And so, once the Dancesport match began and the Damians started dancing, Garlic told Riox.
-"Hey, asshole. You can just go and commit some crimes now! Nobody's gonna stop you!"
Riox knew very well that he could do that all along, but for some reason, this was the push he needed to sprint right outside the dance court at the speed of sound and illegally participate and dominate in every other ongoing sport going on within a 500 kilometer radius.
That left Garlic, all alone, against two dancers who performed so well that Pavlidis gave them a 10/10 (may or may not be biased against Leo).
Garlic danced like he's never danced before, literally, because he had never once danced before in his life, resulting in an absolutely horrendous showcase that landed him a score of -50.
-"I'm sorry guys, I let you down." Garlic said to the Jock mafia.
-"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOUR PLAN WAS GENIUS!" Lasios congratulated him.
Because of the rules of the bet, Riox was deemed to be the useful participant, and that meant that since he lost, the boys ended up losing a point, making it so the Jock Mafia won with a final score of 1-2.
-"Oh… Yeah! That was totally my plan! EAT DIRT YOU LOSERS!" Garlic celebrated.
In reality he planned to win the dancesport match on his own and take all the credit for himself, but this worked too.
-"Now you owe us Piwopiwopiwo!" Lasios told Leo.
Leo then went back to the baseball court, grabbed the nearest bat and began chasing around Lasios, Garlic and Riox all at the same time.