Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Went To The Beach

-"You must become one with the sea. Dive inside, and stay there until I tell you to get out. If we continue this training for long enough you will become familiar enough with the ocean that you'll learn how to swim like a fish!" he explained. 

Roufail believed him and dove almost immediately. 

One minute passed. 

Two minutes passed. 

Three minutes passed. 

Four minutes passed. 

Five minutes passed. 

"Maybe I should actually tell him to get out. I didn't expect him to actually believe this was unironic training." Riox thought to himself, before noticing Koulis had come, so he went over to join the rest of the boys. 

-"What's up Koulis, how is the Rainbow Swiege 5 grind going?"

-"I keep running into the most bitchless sweats, while I'm also being paired with people who are dumber than five year olds for team mates."

-"How about the Fifswa grind?"

-"Man, everyone playing that game is a bastard. I always end up raging whenever I play it."

-"Then why are you still playing it?" Leo joined in the conversation. 
Koulis didn't get to answer, as Roufail's floating body that was facing down surfaced near them. 

-"WHAT THE HELL?! DID HE DROWN?!" Was approximately  everyone's reaction, well, except Riox. 

-"Hey, I didn't tell you to come up! Actually now that I think about it, your face is still inside the water so it's not like you can breathe. Actually now that I think about it further, this wasn't even actual training. Lmao fucking bald idiot drowned for no reason." 

All hope seemed lost, mostly because everyone was too busy having over dramatic reactions over the prospect of Roufail drowning instead of actually helping him, that is until Rin called for the lifeguard, and an individual whose face was obscured by the sunlight jumped in the water and successfully saved Roufail. 

-"Wow, thanks man!" Roufail thanked him. 
The lifeguard remained silent, went back to his post, and under the shade he was revealed to be none other than Renie. 

-"This dude sure works a lot of jobs." Rin remarked. 
Roufail nodded in agreement 

-"Hey didn't you drown?" Leo asked him. 

-"The prospect of me losing my first kiss to a random lifeguard who might be ugly as shit for all I know giving me CPR was enough to wake me back up and give me a complete recovery." he explained. 

The group went on with their day on the beach, until some of them got bored and started discussing doing something more creative, which is when Tempest pulled Rin and Koulis aside and told them to come with him to a secluded cave.

-"Wait, the cave is on an island. It's impossible for me to get there without dipping in the sea." Rin pointed out. 

-"Yeah, you're right. Don't worry, I can get you there without you getting drenched." Koulis told her. 

Rin assumed that he would carry her across the sea, or serve as a human bridge for the entire way. Imagine her surprise when Koulis wrapped his hands around her waist, leaned back and suplexed her so hard he launched her all the way inside the cave. 

-"You're welcome!" he said. 
Rin muttered some insults that no one could hear due to her face being buried in the sand like an ostrich.

After a bit Koulis and Tempest also swam to the island. Tempest had the stupidest of grins on his face.