Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Won A Chess Tournament

-"Oh damn it! This is the first time I've been defeated in my sixty four year long career!" The chessmaster cursed out. 

-"Hey wait, I recognize that voice!" Leo said as he pulled the chessmaster closer, revealing that it was Renie. 

-"What are you doing dude, leave the Grandmaster alone!" Roufail told Leo. 

-"Yeah dude, not even I would harass the elderly... Well, not a second time at least." Riox said. 

Leo just let Renie go as he had way bigger problems to deal with. 

-"Damn, this is the fiftieth person in a row that Addison has checkmated. I'm glad I'm a referee and not a participant is all I'll say." Pavlidis, who was the referee, commented. 

-"Wait, hasn't this tournament only just started? Where is everyone?" Tempest asked. 

-"Almost everyone left after witnessing Addison's unfair skills. I think I only have one opponent and then I'm in the Finals against this dude." Leo explained.

-"You better not be planning on quitting, this Addison dude seems intriguing as hell, it'd be way too boring if you quit now!" Tempest told Leo. 

-"You know, I was going to, but after hearing you say that I think it'd be best for our physical well being if you didn't get bored for too long." Leo responded. 

And thus, Leo's first (and second-to-last match) began. 

LEO VERSUS RIN

-"Wait, why are you here?" Leo asked Rin. 

-"I used all my savings on amnesiacs in order to forget about my exes, so now I'm short on money." Rin answered. 

-"Okay that sounds like something we'll have to address.... Later." Leo said as the match began. 

While that match was going on, the boys started getting bored while spectating, so they glanced over at Addison, who was absolutely demolishing his opponent. 

-"Oh, I get his secret now." Kewmed remarked. 

-"What is it?" Roufail asked. 

-"He has a SomeWeirdGan. Two of them to be exact." Kewmed answered. 

-"What the hell is that?" 

-"It's an eye ability. It gives the user the ability to predict all of an opponent's moves based on the slightest behavior patterns and instantly adapt to them." Kewmed explained. 

-"How the hell did you notice that?" 

-"I have a SomeWeirdGan too." 

-"WHAT?! WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE HEAR OF IT?!" Tempest yelled at him. 

-"I got it during my service as a Some Weird Ninja in the Fourth Great Some Weird Ninja War. I just don't use it because you need to wear glasses to activate it, and glasses scare the hoes away." Kewmed explained. 

-"Yo dude, wanna hang out alone next week?" Riox, who had some very devious plans for next week, asked Kewmed. 

-"Sorry dude, I'll be too busy finding the Some Weird Piece." Kewmed turned him down. 

In the time it took for the four of them to have that conversation, Addison had already beat his opponent, so all that was standing between Leo versus Addison was Rin. 

-"God damn it, what is taking them so long?" The bored Riox asked, rhetorically. 

-"You know, chess matches usually take a long time. Addison is just overpowered, and that's why his matches take so little time." Roufail replied.