(Author note: I have a new cover image. It's a picture of Melvinborg as he appears in this story! It was drawn by @slihtly-akursed, so credits to them!)
Trick or treat!
This is George Beard
and Harold Hutchins.
George is on the left
with the tie and flattop.
Harold is on the right
with the T-shirt
and bad haircut.
Remember that, now,
except George is actually Harold,
and Harold is actually George.
They're dressed that way
because they've always loved Halloween,
a holiday that celebrates creativity
instead of stifling it, like Arbor Day.
Kids, go plant a tree! Gar!
- Isn't Halloween great?
- Werewolf! Run for your lives!
The greatest.
Trick or treat!
Wearing costumes
and getting free candy!
- What could be better?
- Do you mind, bumblebee?
I'm trying to take
a relaxing guacamole bath!
Nothing could be better, that's what.
Trick or treat!
- I wish tomorrow was Halloween, too.
- I wish every day was Halloween.
I'm not a rhino!
I'm a man!
- I think that was a real werewolf.
- Yeah. Solid tackle, too.
♪ So George and Harold make comic books ♪
- ♪ We're cool! ♪
- ♪ Me, too! ♪
♪ But they met a mean old principal
Who told them what to... ♪
♪ So they got a hypno-ring
And first they made him dance ♪
♪ Then accidentally, kinda on purpose
Turned him into Captain Underpants
♪
♪ Tra-la-la ♪
♪ With a snap, he's the Captain
Not the brightest man ♪
♪ And don't forget when he gets wet
You're back where you began ♪
♪ Put it all together
What could possibly go wrong? ♪
♪ This is the end
Of the
Captain Underpants
song ♪
- ♪ By George Beard and Harold Hutchins ♪
YOU ARE READING
A Cyborg in Time
FanfictionSuppose Melvin's future self arrived at Jerome Hortiz Elementary nine episodes sooner than what fate intended. What would change? And what would his past self do?
