[Episode begins]
Narrator: This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is on the left with the tie and the flattop, Harold is the one on the right with the t-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now. Also, they like to think outside the box.
George: Y'know what would be awesome?
Harold: A gorilla lawyer?
[Scene quickly cuts to Gorilla Lawyer]
Announcer: Last week on Gorilla Lawyer! Simian at law!
Gorilla: [Clears throat] [Gorilla noises]
[Scene cuts back to George and Harold]
George: Yes, but I was thinking more like Captain Underpants action figures.
Harold: That would be awesome! But how are we gonna make toys?
George: Yea, thats a problem.
[People whimper, loud thud]
Harold: Do you feel something?
[Screaming]
Harold: They must have just seen the lunch menu.
Melvin Sneedly: Bo Hweemuth is on a rampage! Run! Hide! Scream! Do all three! BO HWEEMUTH!
[More screaming and crashing]
Gooch Yamaguchi: Ah! He's a monster! We're all gonna die!
Dressy Killman: And that's the good news! [Sings] Newsssssss!
George: Bo Hweemuth!
[George and Harold scream and run]
[Theme Song plays]
George and Harold: The Costly Conundrum of the Calamitous Claylossus!
Narrator: Bo is a student at Jerome Horwitz Elementary about whom little was known. He spent most of his school days alone in the old, abandoned ceramics studio.
Mr. Krupp: Nice work, Sneedly. Those kids ran like guppies from a hungry shark.
Melvin: My pleasure, sir. Happy to terrify those peons. That's why I built the Faker Quaker 2000.
[Faker Quaker 2000 whirrs]
Mr. Krupp: Right. Scared children are good children. [Reverberating] Fear is our friend and fright makes right!
[Scene zooms out to puppet George and Harold reacting]
George: I mean, that is just--
Harold: -So wrong.
George: Can't even.
Harold: Yeah.
[Scene cuts back to Mr. Krupp and Melvin, whom are not puppets]
Mr. Krupp: And nothing scares them more than Bo Hweemuth, so keep it up!
Melvin: And you've written a recommendation letter for me to Eliteanati Academy...
[Bright choral tone as the scene zooms in on a newspaper for Eliteanati Academy]
Melvin: ...Correct?
Mr. Krupp: Ha! Of course. Almost done... I'd never lie to a child. ...By the way, those glasses make you look tall.
Melvinborg: Krupp would lie !
Narrator: Why is Krupp working with Melvin to make everyone terrified of Bo? Well...
[Scene cuts to a flashback of earlier. Melvinborg, wearing a lab coat, walks into his science room.]
Melvinborg: Ah, the joys of being president of the science club in the future. Maybe I'll see my past self...
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A Cyborg in Time
FanfictionSuppose Melvin's future self arrived at Jerome Hortiz Elementary nine episodes sooner than what fate intended. What would change? And what would his past self do?
